Bunny Rabbit Rave Hero

Humans of the Surreal Plane

Dernberger Spengleton,
Surreal Times Journalist

VENICE, California - Some heroes wear capes and masks. They spin spider webs. They shoot laser beams. But there’s a new kind of hero on the block. This man wears bunny ears and a furry pink suit. He carries a big speaker and fends off evil using serendipitous tunes.

He lugs a heavy sound system all over L.A, bringing it to the places where it’ll make the most difference.

For instance, Bass bunny once harnessed the energy and warmth of folks after a yoga event in Venice Beach. He showed up at the end of their practice and played some melodic dance music at full blast which conjured up a dance party that lasted into the wee hours of the morning. It was so magical, even the dolphins swam by to listen in.

In another case, Bass Bunny brought his speaker to a subway, where people were coming and going in the modality of daily routine. He set his speaker on the front steps, pressed play. Before long, people were wiggling and jiggling in the streets. One old librarian lady even twerked on a fireman!

And once, on the other side of things, when a fight once broke out during a basketball game, the Bass Bunny showed up just in time. To distract from the fuming spirits, he played some music that got people dancing instead of fighting.

The Bass Bunny, a.k.a. the Rave Rabbit, a.k.a. the Music Marsupial, makes a party out of any situation. He waters the seedlings of love and washes out hatred. In a world where emptiness is the biggest villain, this man is a true hero.

When his job is done, he can be seen walking into the horizon, leaning strongly to the left as he counterbalances the weight of his speaker, feeling satisfied and heading home to sleep.

When asked, “Why do you do it?” this hero responded, “because we can’t throw raves nowadays in covid times, we gotta keep people dancing somehow.”

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