| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Sound Worm Havoc On Halloween | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
A Dimension inside a Disco Ball | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
>Man Obscured By Tuba | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Holyman Summons A Party | Dernberger Spengleton |
| July 18, 2021 |
Woman Steps Out Of The Woods And Changes A Life Forever | Vivian Mauve |
| July 18, 2021 |
Surreal Times Bottom Five Under Five. | The Editors |
| May 29, 2021 |
Presidential Orgy Designed To Find Future Moon King | Tommy Potentuary |
| May 29, 2021 |
Experience New Qualia At Electromagnet World! | Tommy Potentuary |
| May 29, 2021 |
Correction: Mathematicians On Mars | Dernberger Spengleton |
| May 29, 2021 |
A Night In The Frothing Chamber | Whaler S. Fishpole |
| April 9, 2021 |
Help! I've Been Kidnapped And Forced To Listen To The Mars Volta | Flip Gilligan |
| March 12, 2021 |
Amadeus Huntington, The Plant Destroyer | Paul Kruger |
| February 20, 2021 |
Ricky Amadour: Artist, Designer, Musician - THE NEWEST CANDIDATE IN OUR BRAIN EATER PROGRAM | Zed Murky |
| February 8, 2021 |
Reality Supremacist Operatives Outed From Congress | Carl Mon |
| December 13, 2020 |
Juggle Fighting Championship Spurs Controversy | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 13, 2020 |
Discovering My Sexy Alien Popstar Alter Ego | Anonymous |
| October 28, 2020 |
Bunny Rabbit Rave Hero | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 28, 2020 |
Spiders As An Alternative To Music | Common Observer |
| October 28, 2020 |
A Tender Moment | Engelbert Humperdinck |
| October 28, 2020 |
"Sane Asylum" Opening Near You | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 28, 2020 |
10 Essential Weasel Montgomery Jones Records | Flip Gilligan |
| September 23, 2020 |
Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled | Vivian Mauve |
| May 12, 2020 |
Fleeting Touches on Other's Lives | Songsinger |
| May 5, 2020 |
How "Toxic" By Britney Spears Saved Humankind From Destruction | Flip Gilligan |
| March 1, 2020 |
The Banjoman Stalks Amherst | Roberto Piccolo |
| March 1, 2020 |
Pupil Stage Of Noise Moths Discovered | Hubert E. "Eyebrows" Perrywinkler |
| January 25, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| January 25, 2020 |
Flip Gilligan's Guide For Listening To "kid A" By Radiohead | Flip Gilligan |
| December 6, 2019 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| December 6, 2019 |
PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists | Carl Mon |
| December 6, 2019 |
Culture Corner: Fiddler On The Roof Opens This Thursday | Ridley Stump |
| December 6, 2019 |
Ball Players Disciplined | Sherry Wolverton |
| November 2, 2019 |
A Poem By Death Itself | Graham Rapier |
| November 2, 2019 |
Television Host Ambivalent About His Job | Anonymous |
| November 2, 2019 |
Selected Not-news Since 1973 | Frank Earhorn |
| October 15, 2019 |
The Best Kind of Music: Gregorian Whispering | quiet mortimer |
| October 3, 2019 |
Letter From The Foreign Dreams Correspondent | Alan Partridge |
| October 3, 2019 |
Gulled One Quiet No More | The Gulled One |
| October 3, 2019 |
PSA To Wet Robot Canoodlers | Tom Johnson |
| June 17, 2019 |
I've Lost My Jack of Hearts | The Streuufin-Hoffer Boy |
| May 21, 2019 |
Ant Coordinator Resigns Post | Clarence Mon |
| May 21, 2019 |
A Note on Some People I Met During a Year Spent As Surreal Times Interesting Person Contact | Charleigh Clark |
| May 21, 2019 |
Encounters of the Tweener Trinketeer Date Back to Early 70s | Melanie Richardson |
| May 15, 2019 |
The Story of Time | Cryptic Mark |
| January 8, 2019 |
Man Boasts Castle About Which World Rotates | “The oracle to which the world delivers its specimens” |
| December 22, 2018 |
La Paz: City of Blue and Gold | Cro Raka |
| December 19, 2018 |
Kid Cuppino to Play Amherst | Roberto Piccolo |
| December 18, 2018 |
Butterfield Hall Uninhabitable Due To Noise Moth Infestation | William (Bill) Gumby |
| November 16, 2018 |
Noise Moth Infestation in UMass Dormitory | William (Bill) Gumby |
| October 4, 2018 |
New Research Out of The University of Dortmund | The Editors |
| September 29, 2018 |
Who Exposed the Surreal Five to H-33? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| September 25, 2018 |
An Overview of Surreality, Surreality Exposure, and Hyper-Mundanity | The Editors |
| September 18, 2018 |
H-33 Explained | Eddie Octo |
| May 30, 2018 |
Members Of The Atonal Music Listening Club Nowhere To Be Found | Common Observer |
| April 19, 2018 |
Musical Fun All Around | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 19, 2018 |
Dj Hawk Radio Passes Along | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 11, 2018 |
Head of Atonal Music Appreciation Club Silently Outed | Common Observer |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 25, 2018 |
An Inspiring and Virtuous Tale Unfolds Before Our Eyes | Earnest |
| February 24, 2018 |
A Depraved Scene Among Our Youth | Chef Xenu Zorelli |
| November 30, 2017 |
Off-campus Apartment Evicts Tenants | Wes Sizemore |
| November 28, 2017 |
Amherst Annual Orchestra To Perform This Year's Stunt | Dernberger Spengleton |
| November 11, 2017 |
Music Review: PC Music, vol 1 By Various Artists | Paul Kleiner |
| June 1, 2017 |
Disc Jam Descending on Stephenstown NY | Doctor Goldstein |
| March 2, 2017 |
Tsunami Hits Western Mass | Professor Burgowittz |
| February 24, 2017 |
Dr. John and Charles Neville to bring New Orleans to Northampton | Doctor Goldstein |
| February 1, 2017 |
A peculiar occurence | Dernberger Spengleton |