| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
A Dimension inside a Disco Ball | Dernberger Spengleton |
| July 18, 2021 |
Dear Jupiter: My Tongue Has Become A Snake! | Jupiter |
| April 9, 2021 |
Bone Storage Problems | Carl Mon |
| March 12, 2021 |
Human-like Pet Store Opens Downtown | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 12, 2021 |
Coughing, Swallowed, Forgotten, Free | The Gulled One |
| February 20, 2021 |
Ricky Amadour: Artist, Designer, Musician - THE NEWEST CANDIDATE IN OUR BRAIN EATER PROGRAM | Zed Murky |
| February 9, 2021 |
New Business In Town: Kid Swap | Paul Kruger |
| February 9, 2021 |
Individuals Celebrate Organization | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 9, 2021 |
Locals Be Advised: Harrison Honeycrisp | Aleister Frost |
| February 8, 2021 |
Congress Passes Reality Relief Bill | Common Observer |
| October 28, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| October 28, 2020 |
Interview With Belinda Burger, The "Googly Eyes" Artist | The Mysterious M |
| October 28, 2020 |
Bunny Rabbit Rave Hero | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 28, 2020 |
Spiders As An Alternative To Music | Common Observer |
| October 28, 2020 |
10 Essential Weasel Montgomery Jones Records | Flip Gilligan |
| September 23, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | Management |
| May 17, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| May 12, 2020 |
Fleeting Touches on Other's Lives | Songsinger |
| May 5, 2020 |
Man Wakes Up As Words on The Page of a Book | Carl Mon |
| May 5, 2020 |
Conversations Overheard: Lobster Mac & Cheese | Phillis "Psychic Philip" Phillips |
| March 1, 2020 |
Letter To The Editor: A Confession | Casaul Lucada |
| February 29, 2020 |
Rest In Peace With Ripper Linda | Ripper Linda |
| February 29, 2020 |
Book Review: Voldemort Goes To Hawaii | Professor Nutmeg |
| January 25, 2020 |
Demon that Does Good Visits Easthampton | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 25, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| January 25, 2020 |
Man Who Habitully Covers Himself In Twigs At Ball Field Questioned | Vivian Mauve |
| December 6, 2019 |
Letter To The Editors: Black Moon | Gerald Yelle |
| December 6, 2019 |
Review Of Maplewood 5 | Vivian Mauve and Dernernberger Spengleton |
| December 6, 2019 |
Ball Players Disciplined | Sherry Wolverton |
| November 2, 2019 |
Slimeball Secretes When Scared | FunkFreakFrank |
| November 2, 2019 |
Hippies Vandalize Stone Motorhome | Tom Johnson |
| November 2, 2019 |
Blue Alien Petting Zoo Coming To Amherst | Charlie Tomquat |
| November 2, 2019 |
The Carousel Of Unending Happiness Vii | Ophelia Jones |
| November 2, 2019 |
Demand: Show Me The Face Of Wisdom | Hank T. Joseph |
| October 22, 2019 |
International Arms Deal At The Snake's Nest | Shock Johnson |
| October 5, 2019 |
Partial Devastation, Questions Follow Maritime Disaster | Mad Christopher van Eyck, Sr |
| October 3, 2019 |
Larping Kids Cause a Ruckus | Tom Johnson |
| June 17, 2019 |
I've Lost My Jack of Hearts | The Streuufin-Hoffer Boy |
| May 13, 2019 |
The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 20, 2019 |
Eddie: The Octopus Stings | Luap Killner |
| March 14, 2019 |
A Study In Cow Pelt and Citrus | Eddy Cruise |
| March 14, 2019 |
Revamping Cruel and Unusual Punishment in The Hampshire County Jail | Common Observer |
| March 12, 2019 |
Take a Whiff of an Aroma Flick At The Aroma-Theatre Downtown Amherst | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 21, 2019 |
A Secret Feast in Argentina | Cro Raka |
| February 21, 2019 |
Knocking for Dreams | Somoni Endadid |
| January 9, 2019 |
Pleasant Surprises Rise From The Roads of New York City | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 13, 2018 |
Use Disassociex© To Fight Hair Anywhere Spray Forests | Advertisement |
| December 4, 2018 |
Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times Newschimp? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| November 19, 2018 |
Teenager Looses Tooth Cigarette Jousting | Bernard Gigliotti |
| November 18, 2018 |
Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Rainbow Colors! | Tommy Potentuary |
| November 5, 2018 |
Surreal Paraguay | Cro Raka |
| October 21, 2018 |
Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Stores | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 20, 2018 |
Scale Replica of Amherst Discovered Miles Under Amherst | The Purple Hermit |
| October 10, 2018 |
Mikey Reviews: Woke Foods Inc. - New “Conspiracy” Themed Family Restaurant | Mikey McCall |
| October 3, 2018 |
His Name Is Mr. Terrible and He Just Likes to Sneak Around | Ron Gutterston |
| August 23, 2018 |
"The Spot" Breaks Box Office Records, Becoming the Most Profitable Movie in History | Steve Hackwood |
| August 9, 2018 |
The Surreal Enforcement Agency Is Formed | The Editors |
| July 18, 2018 |
Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times news chimp? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| May 30, 2018 |
Notorious Chief Of Agnatroptes Witnessed Serving Sun | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 19, 2018 |
2nd Annual Acupuncture Social | Loomis Taunch |
| March 15, 2018 |
Strange Turn of Events Leads Writer to Symbioticism | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 15, 2018 |
The Balloon: Part 2 | Old Souls Anonymous |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 25, 2018 |
The Story of Timothy The Round Uncovered | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 25, 2018 |
An Inspiring and Virtuous Tale Unfolds Before Our Eyes | Earnest |
| December 16, 2017 |
Researchers Discover Cure For Excessive Sanity | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| December 4, 2017 |
A Peculiar Chase of Mutts and Bolts | J.D. |
| December 4, 2017 |
Untastefully Yours Probably & The ARG | Dernberger Spengleton |
| July 11, 2017 |
Routine interaction in NYC | Jessem Ichel |
| April 3, 2017 |
Acupuncture Social to be hosted at the Fine Arts Center! | Loomis Taunch |
| March 17, 2017 |
Montreal Endures Viscous Inhabitant | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 8, 2017 |
Three Generalizations | Chuulepher "Future Mann" Erp-mangus IV |
| February 27, 2017 |
Zulu Z. Zulu's travels: NYC Bussed Tour | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| February 2, 2017 |
UMass seeks energy crown | Clarence Mon |
| February 2, 2017 |
BURGOWITTZ FOOLISH, UNWISE | Jameson Eldar |