Correction: Mathematicians On Mars

Dernberger Spengleton,
Tender to the Grand Conveyor

Since (in the previous edition of The Surreal Times) writing about the chunk of mars which fell upon the earth recently, giving rise to a spontaneous Earling-Martian hybrid emergeant community, I have become aware of some imperfections in my journalism. I am thankful to have been contacted by The Source, who has clarified some aspects of the story of those who lived on the fallen Mars chunk.

The Source, otherwise known as Sofy (perhaps short for Sophon, but I speculate) has clarified to me the following information which I believe to be primarily truthful.

The Martians possessed a Time Crystal, about which they revolved part of their lives. This crystal was their martian temple for the time they spent on this chunk of Mars. Seemingly, the crystal originated on the planet Mars itself. The earthly Martians did not consider it merely as a geometric shape, but as more than that. They had ceremonies in it, slept in it, played music in it, made love in it. It represented their commitment and love of geometry. Inside of the time crystal, they had biological art COVID ceremonies where they breathed on petri dishes and grew bacteria from their own breath. They had incantations and dedications to the moon while riding around the time crystal on unicycles all adorned with speakers playing the same binaural beats in phase. They hosted EEG meditation sessions where they harnessed the power of the time crystal to send their brainwaves out through the unicycle speakers and into space, so that the Martians could better connect with each other's thought processes more directly.

On their last dayw on Mars, the Martians burned their temple in a day long ceremony that THe Surreal Times previously reported on.

Speaking with The Source, I am reminded to re-print our ongoing disclaimer here: When dealing with people from a perspective outside their own head, it is impossible for a journalist to capture the true events of a situation. All we can do is approximate -- or, pull on one of many threads in the multiverse that we consider to be applicable to our observations. We thank people like Sofy a.k.a. The Source for their most honorable efforts in helping us refine our look into the realm of that which we can never fully know.

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