Discovery Of Junkyard Jukebox: Orchestrion Of Dreams

Pleakley Pow Pow,
Times Correspondent

Dreams are miraculous, glorious, surely magical happenings. They defy the laws of all things which otherwise restrict imagination and possibility in the land of the conscious. Upon dreaming, we become creatures bereft of the limitations that stymie imagination in reality. Whether your dreams are nonexistent, pleasant, dreadful or nothing of the like, no humans have ever possessed the ability to curate dreams wholly to their liking. Fear not, dreamers of demons, insomniacs, conjurers of nightmarish ghouls and sleepers whose dreams remain inaccessible to memory’s reach. The latest and greatest dream aid is, quite literally, out of this world and will imbue your slumber with the wonders of your desire. The recent discovery of the Jukebox of Dreams in a local junkyard is sure to grant you the subconscious adventures of your exact liking, whenever and wherever you please.

This fantastical mechanism whirls and gloops, fleepops and zams, spitting forth a cacophony of sound whilst manifesting the dream of your choosing. It operates solely on a material known as astral dust. Upon use, the jukebox dispenses orbs of astral dust encapsulating your precisely tailored dream. While the jukebox houses an inexhaustible catalogue of dream scenarios, you can also choose from broader dream genres, or entirely construct dreams from scratch. You can even select mystery orbs, which provide you with dreams and adventures entirely unknowable until you reach the Land of Nod, or wherever your preferred dream space may be.

These dreams of your design are exactly that, loyal subjects to your own whim. Users of the jukebox are not beholden to select the same dream or type of dream upon repeated use. In whatever manner, your mood, your friend, your local barista, or your very subconscious are subtly or expressly influencing the dream you covet at a particular time, the jukebox will adhere happily to the capriciousness of your dreaming desires.

Worried the continued use of the jukebox could snowball into financial burden? Squander such apprehension! The machine uses astral dust not only for orb delivery but for transaction as well. A single orb of astral dust will purchase you a single dream. Astral dust is as free and abundant as the universe is infinite. But bear caution, dear Earth Dwellers, the caveat lies in wait. Astral dust is indeed readily accessible, but only to those who believe in its existence outright, to those with no tangible proof whatsoever of its existence but maintain a genuine trust that it is there. While innate to some, the ability to realize such trust is learnable to those who don’t naturally have it. Harness that trust, and you will possess the currency of dreamers, as limitless as the stars.

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