| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
What I learned from trading my penis for a VHS copy of "Willow" starring Warwick Davis (Now on Redbox!) | Hank T. Joseph |
| August 23, 2021 |
Turtle's Dreams | The Editors |
| April 9, 2021 |
Send Us Your Dreams | The Editors |
| April 9, 2021 |
Meese Herds Return To Home In Sw Ontario. | Ellie Zandt-Balmer |
| March 12, 2021 |
Human-like Pet Store Opens Downtown | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 12, 2021 |
Amadeus Huntington, The Plant Destroyer | Paul Kruger |
| February 9, 2021 |
New Business In Town: Kid Swap | Paul Kruger |
| February 9, 2021 |
Letter To The Editor | Anonymous |
| December 13, 2020 |
Help! I Just Can't Get Away From These Beefy Crabs | Hubert E. “Eyebrows” Perrywinkler |
| October 28, 2020 |
For Lease: My Grandmother’s Voice In A Box | Charleigh Clark |
| September 23, 2020 |
Meet the denizens of my cyst, You Dirty Dog | The Inanimate Empathist |
| August 16, 2020 |
Alan Partridge Returns With Advice | Alan Partridge |
| July 12, 2020 |
Third Eye's Brew | Murry Eyeball |
| May 5, 2020 |
Conversations Overheard: Lobster Mac & Cheese | Phillis "Psychic Philip" Phillips |
| March 4, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| March 1, 2020 |
Discovery Of Junkyard Jukebox: Orchestrion Of Dreams | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| January 25, 2020 |
Demon that Does Good Visits Easthampton | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 25, 2020 |
A Dream Is Simply A Wasted 8-hour Rest Cycle | Loomis Taunch |
| December 6, 2019 |
An Ancient Graveyard | Alan Partridge |
| December 6, 2019 |
Learn To Lucid Dream | Cro Raka |
| December 6, 2019 |
PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists | Carl Mon |
| November 2, 2019 |
Slimeball Secretes When Scared | FunkFreakFrank |
| November 2, 2019 |
Island Has Confusing Experience | Unnamed Island |
| November 2, 2019 |
A Missive To The Editors Of The Surreal Times | Alan Partridge |
| October 5, 2019 |
The Carousel of Unending Happiness | Your RingMaster |
| October 3, 2019 |
Letter From The Foreign Dreams Correspondent | Alan Partridge |
| August 30, 2019 |
A CALL TO ACTION ON THE SURREALIST FRONTLINES | Dernberger Spengleton |
| June 17, 2019 |
Ode to Lobotomies | Your Neighbor |
| June 17, 2019 |
Correspondence on Foreign Dreams | Alan Partridge |
| June 17, 2019 |
Logs of Earl Bristol Goddard Published | The Purple Hermit |
| June 17, 2019 |
Carousel of Unending Happiness Lies In The Home of The Walking Dead | Charleigh Clark |
| May 21, 2019 |
The Sunken Head Says Bye and Somni Says Hi | The Narrator |
| May 21, 2019 |
Encounters of the Tweener Trinketeer Date Back to Early 70s | Melanie Richardson |
| May 21, 2019 |
She's in the Carousel of Unending Happiness Now | Your RingMaster |
| May 14, 2019 |
In Response to A Study In Cow Pelt And Citrus | The Inanimate Empathist |
| April 16, 2019 |
Have You Seen The Balloon With Teeth | Melanie Richardson |
| March 13, 2019 |
Account: I feed Myself to Myself | Hubert E. "Eyebrows" Perrywinkler |
| March 12, 2019 |
Man In Castle-About-Which-World-Rotates Wishes To Leave His Castle | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 21, 2019 |
Knocking for Dreams | Somoni Endadid |
| February 20, 2019 |
How To Reach the End of The World | Cro Raka |
| February 19, 2019 |
Obituary: Earnest Earhorn | The Earhorn Family |
| January 2, 2019 |
Mullen: "You'll Get What You Want" | Hubert E. "Eyebrows" Perrywinkler |
| November 26, 2018 |
Honors College Begins Mushroom Operation On Finely-Shredded Hopes and Dreams | The Purple Hermit |
| November 5, 2018 |
Surreal Paraguay | Cro Raka |
| September 27, 2018 |
Wendy Yoon: "I'm doing it for the dreams." | Roberto Piccolo |
| July 30, 2018 |
April 29th Special Broadcast | Times Staff |
| June 6, 2018 |
Science Fair Invention Makes Relationships a Dream | Tommy Potentuary |
| May 30, 2018 |
Internship Position Opens | Management |
| April 19, 2018 |
Sightings Of Doppelgangers In The South | Cro Raka |
| November 11, 2017 |
Music Review: PC Music, vol 1 By Various Artists | Paul Kleiner |
| August 10, 2017 |
Hungry Parakeet Scandal | Common Observer |