Hair Anywhere Spray Serum Is Successful, Town Plagued by Baldness
Hair Anywhere Spray, the spectacular cure for baldness, turned out to be a terrible mistake. It transformed our town into a giant forest of hair. It crippled our transportation systems. It clogged our water pipes. It blockaded people inside and outside of our homes.
Recently a cure emerged, and in short order, town employees banded together to eradicate the hair forest coating our town. They distributed a serum using sprinkler systems and fire hoses. The hair died off permanently within days.
An unforeseen side effect is that a large percentage of our townspeople have gone bald due to contact with the Hair Anywhere Spray-countering serum.
But, in the larger scheme of things, this is a worthwhile cost. Hair is just aesthetic. But our town is a real, functional system that allows people to live their lives, and it is alive and well again. So what, some people lost their hair?
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