Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Rainbow Colors!

Tommy Potentuary,
Television Personality

I’ve got great news for you folks. It’s about the new hair care product that, by the looks of people’s heads, everybody is using. Hair Anywhere Spray, the spray capable of growing hair literally anywhere. Hair Anywhere Spray was already cool. But, as of last week, it became much cooler, because now it comes in a variety of colors and flavors.

It is available in all of the colors in the rainbow, and there are special non-rainbow flavors as well: smooth, sticky, stinky, and fresh.

Hair Anywhere Spray is available at Michael’s Arts & Crafts store, and from the UMass Amherst campus craft center.

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