Hair Graffiti Growing Wildly

Joe Tellie,
Amherst High School Administrator
HAIR GRAFFITI GROWING ~ Joe Tellie, Amherst High School

As you may know, my home was recently vandalized. Some students, or one student in particular, came to my place of living late at night, while myself, my wife, and my own children were sleeping. We thought we were safe and with privacy. Little did we know, these bad egg students were under our nose, coating our dear home in a thick layer of Hair Anywhere Spray.

We woke up to the sound of wood bending and cracking, as the hair upon our roof grew so thick and heavy that it deformed the structure of our home. In the morning, we noticed strands of hair had crawled their way through cracks in our walls, into our chimney, and out of our sink drains.

The problem is worsening now. The hair continues to grow and has completely engulfed our entire property. My car is inaccessible now, completely entangled, and we are living out of a motel because we cannot risk being trapped inside of our home.

The trend is common among many properties in and around Amherst that have been afflicted by this terrible hair vandalism.

The hair is growing, and it is growing fast.

I don’t know what can be done about this, but something must be done, that is for sure.

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[obscureanimal@Nov.28 9:10pm]: Dear Joe,

[obscureanimal@Nov.28 9:10pm]: stay strong



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