Hippies Vandalize Stone Motorhome

For a long time, a stone motorhome with no windows has been positioned illegally on North Prospect Street, just beside what was once The Drake hotel. People have long wondered who, if anyone, lives inside. The town would have towed the motorhome if it was not so heavy.

Using pickaxes and other tools, a number of young people have taken apart the structure and built small artsy rock towers in its place. These youths can be seen loitering in the area, smoking cannabis, and walking tightropes.

The inhibitor of the motorhome was not located for comment.

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