| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| July 18, 2021 |
Surreal Times Bottom Five Under Five. | The Editors |
| December 13, 2020 |
Help! I Just Can't Get Away From These Beefy Crabs | Hubert E. “Eyebrows” Perrywinkler |
| December 13, 2020 |
Protests Against Turkey In Space | Common Observer |
| October 28, 2020 |
Sandcastle Sex Dolls Deemed Unhealthy | Tom Johnson |
| May 17, 2020 |
Bird Funeral, At Least You Know, A Public Notary | The Gulled One |
| May 5, 2020 |
Let's Paint a Picture: Trout Fishing | Vivian Mauve |
| February 29, 2020 |
An Encounter With The Demon That Does Good | Vivian Mauve |
| January 25, 2020 |
Man Who Habitully Covers Himself In Twigs At Ball Field Questioned | Vivian Mauve |
| December 6, 2019 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| November 2, 2019 |
Help Me! Do I Smell Like Cough Syrup? | Anonymous ad placer |
| November 2, 2019 |
Strange Entity In The Woods Out West Can Send You To A Peaceful Place But You Won’t Ever Return | V. Mauve |
| November 2, 2019 |
Std Ray Gun Stolen | Ned Greebly |
| November 2, 2019 |
Hippies Vandalize Stone Motorhome | Tom Johnson |
| November 2, 2019 |
Hypercube Confessions And The Future | Dernberger Spengleton |
| November 2, 2019 |
The Carousel Of Unending Happiness Vii | Ophelia Jones |
| October 5, 2019 |
Jesus Reincarnated Before My Eyes | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 3, 2019 |
Gulled One Quiet No More | The Gulled One |
| August 30, 2019 |
A CALL TO ACTION ON THE SURREALIST FRONTLINES | Dernberger Spengleton |
| June 17, 2019 |
I've Lost My Jack of Hearts | The Streuufin-Hoffer Boy |
| May 22, 2019 |
The Novelty Manifesto | Eddie Octo |
| April 20, 2019 |
Eddie: The Octopus Stings | Luap Killner |
| April 16, 2019 |
Spengleton's Partner Returns to Instigate a Novel Swap | Common Observer |
| March 24, 2019 |
Journalist's Life Partner Goes Missing | Tom Johnson |
| March 14, 2019 |
Man In Castle-About-Which-World-Rotates Cannot Break Out or Be Broken Out | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 12, 2019 |
Man In Castle-About-Which-World-Rotates Wishes To Leave His Castle | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 26, 2019 |
Man In Castle-About-Which-The-World-Rotates Becomes Sickly | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 18, 2019 |
Man In Castle Rejects Tour | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 18, 2019 |
Man In The Castle-About-Which-The-World-Rotates Is Disappointed | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 4, 2019 |
Dernberger Spengleton Appointed Tender to the Grand Conveyor | The Editors |
| January 24, 2019 |
Castle About Which World Rotates: dweller unsatisfied, unable to paint or escape | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 8, 2019 |
Man Boasts Castle About Which World Rotates | “The oracle to which the world delivers its specimens” |
| February 25, 2018 |
Hampshire County Jail & House of Corrections Re-Opens | Common Observer |
| March 31, 2017 |
Letter to Charles Darwin the 11th | Hank T. Joseph |
| March 21, 2017 |
The Zebra Convention Unfolds | Armadeius Galouei |
| February 2, 2017 |
Experiments that you Should Probably Know About | Chuulepher "Future Mann" Erp-mangus IV |