Dernberger Spengleton Appointed Tender to the Grand Conveyor

The Editors,
Times Staff

Our long time journalist, Dernberger Spengleton, tells us he has been appointed as the Tender to the Grand Conveyor. This means that he will be helping the world turn in such a way, so as to deliver nutrients to the man in the wheeled castle about which the world rotates.

Going forward, Mr. Spengleton will have less time to devote towards documenting the history currently unfolding. We wish to inform his readers that he will remain on staff but only part time.

We wish him the best in his endeavors.

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