I Did Not Give The Surreal Five The Thirteen-Second Frequency

Juan Ramirez,
Professor

Let’s get something out of the way. Yes, these students are doing something medically questionable. Yes, they are setting a bad example. But under no circumstances is this a justification to hound them, harass them and harangue them. They are human beings who deserve dignity as they deal with a medical condition which, let’s not forget, they did not put upon themselves.

But I also need to get something else out of the way. I offered the Surreal Five - now the Surreal Three - research positions. I offered them the curative Seven-Second frequency. The cure. The cure. The cure! Do you get it now? I offered them the cure. I talked about the Thirteen-Second Frequency, but unlike some of my detractors think, I hold myself to a standard, and so I refused to administer the Thirteen-Second Frequency to them.

This begs the question: who gave them the flashlight computer file for the Thirteen-Second Frequency, if I did not give it to them?

I hope this newspaper can find out.

Best,
Juan Ramirez

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