Immersive Pet Store

Aldus Humbleton,
Cousin of Alfred

COME TO MY PET STORE

I WILL SELL YOU OCTOS FOR YOU BELLY

SPIDEYS FOR YOUR EARS

ANIMALS, INVERTIBRATES PREFERED, FOR ALL OF YOUR CREVICES AND CAVERNS

WE'VE GOT MICROBES TOO

AS MOMMA ALWAYS SAYS, "THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN A PET, IS A PETINSIDE OF YOU"

*Note: our invasive pets are good for you. For a low additional fee, each in-body pet comes with micro-biome replenishing community seasoning. Email pets@surrealtimes.net for more info!

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