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STEINHOUSE STEINHOUSE & STEINHOUSE LLP,

WERE YOU EVER INVOLVED AS A TEST SUBJECT FOR A CLINICAL TRIAL EVALUATING THE EFFECTS OF A PILL DEVELOPED BY JOHNSTON & JOHNSTON INC. CALLED THE “GOD REPLACEMENT PILL” WHICH WAS MEANT TO CURE ALL OF YOUR LIFE’S QUALMS AND GIVE YOU A LASTING SENSE OF UNBRIDLED CONTENTMENT AND SATISFACTION BUT INSTEAD IT GAVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOU WERE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST SO YOU CONVINCED YOURSELF THAT THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU WERE A PROPHET IS TO CRUCIFY YOURSELF AND THEN BE RESURRECTED A FEW DAYS LATER SO YOU MADE A CROSS IN YOUR FRONT LAWN AND HAD YOUR FOLLOWERS NAIL YOUR HANDS AND FEET TO THE CROSS BUT THEN YOUR NEIGHBOR SAW WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND SAVED YOUR LIFE BY RUSHING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL TO HEAL THE PUNCTURE WOUNDS AND NOW YOU ARE BURDENED WITH AN OVERWHELMING HOSPITAL BILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO PAY FOR AND ALSO ALL YOUR NEIGHBORS NOW THINK YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY INSANE AND YOU ARE NERVOUS TO RETURN HOME TO FACE THEIR JUDGEMENTAL COMMENTS AND STARES?

THEN YOU MAY YOU MAY QUALIFY FOR BENEFITS FROM A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT WITH STEINHOUSESTEINHOUSE & STEINHOUSE LLP.

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