| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
31 Year old Woman Lodged Somewhat Firmly in Year 2012 | Rio Calais |
| December 12, 2021 |
Anti-Clown Attacks in Amherst | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Holyman Summons A Party | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Stuck in a bug | Vidya |
| August 23, 2021 |
Legal Question | Vladimir |
| August 23, 2021 |
Monkey Tilt Laws | Tom Johnson |
| August 23, 2021 |
Convert Me Daddy! This Could Be A One Buck Pantheon For You. | Anonymous |
| July 18, 2021 |
Psa: Beware Of Surreal Times Imposters! | The Mysterious M |
| July 18, 2021 |
Have You Ever Experienced Something … So Bad | Vivian Mauve |
| May 29, 2021 |
Gov. Mandates Continuous Integration Testing Of Humans | Common Observer |
| May 29, 2021 |
Legal Notice | STEINHOUSE STEINHOUSE & STEINHOUSE LLP |
| May 29, 2021 |
Group Attempts To Hypnotize The Gods | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 9, 2021 |
Meese Herds Return To Home In Sw Ontario. | Ellie Zandt-Balmer |
| April 9, 2021 |
Legal Notice | STEINHOUSE STEINHOUSE & STEINHOUSE LLP |
| April 9, 2021 |
Max On The Street: Repeated Exchanging Of Burritos In Cambridge | Max R. Normalman |
| April 9, 2021 |
Whose Bones Are These? | Aldus Humbleton |
| March 12, 2021 |
Plants With Teeth Strike Fear In Angelinos | Carl Mon |
| March 12, 2021 |
Legal Notice | STEINHOUSE STEINHOUSE & STEINHOUSE LLP |
| March 12, 2021 |
Multiple Personalities Given Voting Rights | Carl Mon |
| March 12, 2021 |
Human-like Pet Store Opens Downtown | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 12, 2021 |
Coughing, Swallowed, Forgotten, Free | The Gulled One |
| February 9, 2021 |
Ufos Spark Momentary Cult | Carl Mon |
| December 13, 2020 |
Notice: You May Be Entitled to Money | Anonymous |
| December 13, 2020 |
Nation Unites In Anti-vampire Movement | Bartholomew Bax |
| December 7, 2020 |
Imaginary Divorces Are Skyrocketing | Dr Peter Rambis |
| October 28, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| October 28, 2020 |
“Happy App” Bug Gone Wild | Tommy Potentuary |
| September 23, 2020 |
Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled | Vivian Mauve |
| September 23, 2020 |
It Finally Came In The Mail | Louie Howden |
| March 1, 2020 |
#savecrabs Movement Sweeping The Country | Paul Kruger |
| March 1, 2020 |
Discovery Of Junkyard Jukebox: Orchestrion Of Dreams | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| March 1, 2020 |
Dumpster Squids Migrate To Mud Puddles | A Concerned Citizen |
| March 1, 2020 |
Fireworks At The Convergence Bowl | Common Observer |
| February 29, 2020 |
Piety: A Review | Cryptic Mark |
| February 29, 2020 |
Salvation Of Gleez Mission Fails Due To Problematic Greg | Kangarth Jragzip |
| February 29, 2020 |
Horror Film Critics Putting Masked Maniacs Out Of Work | Hockey Face |
| January 25, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| January 25, 2020 |
Opinion: Nuclear Won’t Last | Aldus Humbleton |
| January 25, 2020 |
A Dream Is Simply A Wasted 8-hour Rest Cycle | Loomis Taunch |
| January 25, 2020 |
Conjoined Headmunk Appears Ambivalent | Sherry Wolverton |
| December 6, 2019 |
Human Hair Salad: Is It Canabalism? | Derek Nussbaum |
| December 6, 2019 |
Learn To Lucid Dream | Cro Raka |
| December 6, 2019 |
PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists | Carl Mon |
| December 6, 2019 |
Review Of Maplewood 5 | Vivian Mauve and Dernernberger Spengleton |
| December 6, 2019 |
Ball Players Disciplined | Sherry Wolverton |
| October 15, 2019 |
Fire Breathing Lizards Hatch In Allston | M. Mumford |
| October 5, 2019 |
Partial Devastation, Questions Follow Maritime Disaster | Mad Christopher van Eyck, Sr |
| October 3, 2019 |
PSA To Wet Robot Canoodlers | Tom Johnson |
| September 26, 2019 |
Surreal Yodeller Walks the Streets of Boston | Yellow Pete |
| May 21, 2019 |
Encounters of the Tweener Trinketeer Date Back to Early 70s | Melanie Richardson |
| May 15, 2019 |
The Story of Time | Cryptic Mark |
| May 13, 2019 |
The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 16, 2019 |
Man Grows Auxiliary Mind | Clarence Mon |
| April 16, 2019 |
Perspective: Aquarius Is A Bitch | Anonymous Offspring |
| April 16, 2019 |
Dorf Deported After Altercations With Serr-Vo and The Mechanical Fellow | Ron Gutterston |
| March 14, 2019 |
A Majestic Dance: A Crustacean's Art | Cro Raka |
| March 14, 2019 |
Revamping Cruel and Unusual Punishment in The Hampshire County Jail | Common Observer |
| February 24, 2019 |
Minor Scrapes, Tears, In Aftermath of High Rise Collapse | Mad Christopher van Eyck, Sr |
| February 18, 2019 |
Humpty: Retold And Reborn | Anonymous |
| February 14, 2019 |
Le’tratte Storage LLC Thriving | Tommy Potentuary |
| January 29, 2019 |
The Living Fountainhead: Sally Gomez Surfaces | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| January 22, 2019 |
Bill "Nerb" Elsasser to Sue Town For Killing Flowers | Common Observer |
| January 17, 2019 |
Mound of Mixed Greens Appears in Cemetery | Clarence Mon |
| November 21, 2018 |
Lobster Spawning Brigade Accidentally Descends On Amherst | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| October 28, 2018 |
Words Discover How To Make Love | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 20, 2018 |
Scale Replica of Amherst Discovered Miles Under Amherst | The Purple Hermit |
| October 7, 2018 |
Dodge Responsibilites with New Disassociex©! | Advertisement |
| August 27, 2018 |
The Spot Movie Lands Big Movie in Hot Water Following Alleged Copycat Crimes | Steve Hackwood |
| August 18, 2018 |
Bigfeet Are Legal And A "Bigfoot Crusade" Is Out Of The Question | Maria Gonzales |
| August 8, 2018 |
The Mechanical Fellow is a Mechanical Menace | George S. Halfly |
| July 28, 2018 |
We Ought To Learn From And Care For The Birds of Ravenwold | Ron Gutterston |
| July 1, 2018 |
Cockfighting Bust in Northampton | Tom Johnson |
| May 30, 2018 |
Outlaw Killed Or Not | Megunticook Stevens |
| April 19, 2018 |
Arkansas Howler Arrested After Altercation With Neighbors | Roberto Piccolo |
| April 19, 2018 |
Elderly Man Carves Crop Circles For Charity | Common Observer |
| April 19, 2018 |
A Note From The Police: Individuals Saturating Rotaries... | Tom Johnson |
| March 15, 2018 |
Unusual Birth Occurs in Wake of Snowstorm | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 15, 2018 |
Strange Turn of Events Leads Writer to Symbioticism | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 25, 2018 |
Burgowittz Resigns | The Editors |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| December 4, 2017 |
A Peculiar Chase of Mutts and Bolts | J.D. |
| November 28, 2017 |
Has The Truth Behind The Surreal Engine Been Revealed? | Anonymous |
| November 23, 2017 |
William Blanket Found Guilty of Existential Malpractice | J.D. |
| November 20, 2017 |
Local Boys Learns Not To Lie | Cro Raka |
| November 16, 2017 |
At The Foot of The Altar | Doctor Goldstein |
| November 11, 2017 |
The Lost Story of Mr. Johnson | Praa Para |
| October 27, 2017 |
My Search For Enlightenment in these Forsaken Times | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| August 10, 2017 |
Hungry Parakeet Scandal | Common Observer |
| July 5, 2017 |
Dragonflies, Mind Control, Polar Bears & Oil | Clarence Mon |
| May 19, 2017 |
A Quick Rewind | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| April 10, 2017 |
Large Idea Rotisserie Halts, The Unlegged Rise, The Sun Continues to Shine | Alfred Humbleton |
| March 31, 2017 |
Protest by the Tree Folk | Moriarty Collins |
| February 2, 2017 |
A look at the creature of North Amherst | Ron Gutterston |
| February 1, 2017 |
Ride The Wave of Humble Digs | Doctor Goldstein |
| February 1, 2017 |
OPEN QUESTIONS REGARDING THE DYNAMICS OF BALLOONS | Professor Burgowittz |
| January 31, 2017 |
Mayhem Consumes Local Backyard | Zulu Z. Zulu |