Letter To The Editor: A Confession
I’m sensitive in between my toes, so I hated it as I crushed many warblers underneath my feet. To cope, I chugged a gallon of milk and a glass of brandy. This was the day I was banned from the school bus. Ms. Frizzle is a bitch. She took away my driver’s license. That’s why I hate warblers, and now I’m building a breastmilk-powered motorcycle using parts from the junkyard.
Anyways, how was your day, mom?
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