Whose Bones Are These?
THE YEAR OF THE GERM. I GOT MY BONES REMOVED. NOW I GOT ‘EM PUT BACK IN BECAUSE THE GERMS ARE GONE.
THEY’RE NOT EVEN MY BONES.
MY NEW SKULL IS TOO SMALL FOR MY BRAIN. THE LEFT ARM IS A WOMAN’S LEG.
I TRUSTED THE DOCTORS TO SAFEKEEP MY MOST INTERNAL STRUCTURE, AND THEY GAVE ME BACK A BUNCH OF RANDOM LIMBS DUCT-TAPED TOGETHER.
OUTRAGE
LAWSUITS
FAMINE ON YOUR FAMILIES
I AM 100% DISCOMBOBULATED BUT THEY SAY THE CONTRACT SAYS THIS THE CONTRACT SAYS THAT.
I TELL THEM I WANT MY GOD-GIVEN BONES BACK AND THEY SAY THEY DON’T HAVE THEM??????
THEY GAVE MY ARMS TO A BODYBUILDER AND MY LEGS TO A DISABLED CHILD, PEOPLE WHO HAVE SINCE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MY LIMBS. HOW COULD I EVER RIGHTEOUSLY TAKE THEM BACK?
NOW SOME LIMPING NOB IS COMING KNOCKING ASKING FOR MY BONES, SAYING THEY WERE HIS ORIGINALLY? ALL I CAN SAY IS
THEY ARE MY BONES NOW, MISTER SHORT LEG
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