| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| April 9, 2021 |
A New Kind Of Hiccup | Carl Mon |
| April 9, 2021 |
Meese Herds Return To Home In Sw Ontario. | Ellie Zandt-Balmer |
| April 9, 2021 |
A Call To Immediate Action: Baconize The Pig | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| April 9, 2021 |
Letter To The Editor | Doctor Goldstein |
| April 9, 2021 |
Dear Jupiter: Should I Build Robot Lips To Please My Girlfriend? | Jupiter |
| April 9, 2021 |
Whose Bones Are These? | Aldus Humbleton |
| March 12, 2021 |
Task Tony Helps Belen Find Love | Tony Pepperoni |
| February 9, 2021 |
Open Letter To My Past Self | Name Withheld Due To Safety |
| February 9, 2021 |
Letter To The Editor | Anonymous |
| September 23, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | Management |
| September 23, 2020 |
It Finally Came In The Mail | Louie Howden |
| August 16, 2020 |
Letters to The Editor | Various |
| May 7, 2020 |
Letter to the Editor: I am Hiding Future Matt's Ciggarettes | Past Matt |
| May 5, 2020 |
Man Wakes Up As Words on The Page of a Book | Carl Mon |
| May 5, 2020 |
Blargo is Back | Billy Nodges |
| May 5, 2020 |
Conversations Overheard: Lobster Mac & Cheese | Phillis "Psychic Philip" Phillips |
| April 28, 2020 |
New Trend To Communicate With Babies In Womb | Carl Mon |
| March 1, 2020 |
Letter To The Editor: A Confession | Casaul Lucada |
| February 29, 2020 |
An Encounter With The Demon That Does Good | Vivian Mauve |
| January 25, 2020 |
Letter To The Editor: I Warn You: I Watch You And Your Ideas | Earth Cow |
| December 6, 2019 |
Letter To The Editors: Black Moon | Gerald Yelle |
| November 2, 2019 |
Placenta And Loneliness, At Least For Now | The Collective |
| November 2, 2019 |
Fins And Legs Plan An Offspring | The Collective |
| October 23, 2019 |
Kindergaten Learning Shines Like The Sun | Mrs Porter |
| October 5, 2019 |
Jesus Reincarnated Before My Eyes | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 4, 2019 |
Intelligent Life Destroying Itself | Ferdinand Maxwell |
| October 3, 2019 |
Letter From The Foreign Dreams Correspondent | Alan Partridge |
| October 3, 2019 |
A Letter of Recruitment to a Novelty Prodigy | Theodore Munnely |
| August 30, 2019 |
A CALL TO ACTION ON THE SURREALIST FRONTLINES | Dernberger Spengleton |
| June 17, 2019 |
Correspondence on Foreign Dreams | Alan Partridge |
| April 16, 2019 |
Have You Seen The Balloon With Teeth | Melanie Richardson |
| April 16, 2019 |
Need For Charles: Darling Haunted in Cali | Hank T. Joseph |
| February 18, 2019 |
Humpty: Retold And Reborn | Anonymous |
| February 16, 2019 |
Archeological Records Suggest UMass Amherst is An Eternal Constant | The Purple Hermit |
| February 9, 2019 |
Cheap Storage in The Sky | Tommy Potentuary |
| January 9, 2019 |
We Have Been Given Quandaries | Tevobet Nope |
| January 4, 2019 |
Letter to the Editor: Who is Dorf? | George S. Halfly |
| January 4, 2019 |
The Process Complete: R. Bottleby Gains Vague Telepathic Foresight | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| December 22, 2018 |
La Paz: City of Blue and Gold | Cro Raka |
| December 19, 2018 |
"Beware The Tabun Needle" | Saul Smalls, with the help of an editor surviving the same illness |
| December 18, 2018 |
Chimpanzee Joe Missing | Tom Johnson |
| December 16, 2018 |
Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| November 26, 2018 |
Recipe for Alphabet Soup | The Editors |
| October 29, 2018 |
A Letter to a Friend Tossed in The Wind.?. | Hubert E. "Eyebrows" Perrywinkler |
| October 12, 2018 |
The Surreal Five Are Now The Surreal Three & Will Make Permanent Their Sickness | Roberto Piccolo |
| October 2, 2018 |
A Letter To My Brother | Saul Smalls |
| September 3, 2018 |
Two Men Were in the Middle of a Life Changing Moment | Cryptic Mark |
| August 17, 2018 |
There Are No Bigfeet In Amherst, Stop This Delusion | George S. Halfly |
| May 30, 2018 |
Realm Of Ideas Narrows | Alfred Humbleton |
| May 30, 2018 |
Letter To The Fake Sun 2 | The Editors |
| April 29, 2018 |
Letter to The Editors & All of Their Jumfruitful Friends | Mistress Tumbly |
| March 15, 2018 |
Letter to The Editor | Joseph Altmann |
| March 15, 2018 |
The Balloon: Part 2 | Old Souls Anonymous |
| March 15, 2018 |
Tokens Retracted From Worldly Citizens, New Source Recommended | Alfred Humbleton |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 25, 2018 |
Hampshire County Jail & House of Corrections Re-Opens | Common Observer |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| December 31, 2017 |
Breaking News: Hordes Gather At San Andreas Fault Line | The Editors |
| December 23, 2017 |
Response to that Lousy Chimp | Doctor Goldstein |
| December 4, 2017 |
Untastefully Yours Probably & The ARG | Dernberger Spengleton |
| November 28, 2017 |
Has The Truth Behind The Surreal Engine Been Revealed? | Anonymous |
| November 28, 2017 |
Letter to The Editor | A Concerned Mother |
| October 24, 2017 |
Letter to the Fake Sun | S. Smalls |
| October 24, 2017 |
Love Letter to My Future Wife | Armädeius Galouei |
| June 19, 2017 |
Splinter | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| March 31, 2017 |
Letter to Charles Darwin the 11th | Hank T. Joseph |
| February 2, 2017 |
A Clarification | Armädeius Galouei |
| February 2, 2017 |
A Negative Event | Chett Vildermesh |
| February 1, 2017 |
Kind soul does what he can | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| February 1, 2017 |
Letter to the editor | Emanuel Gumft |
| February 1, 2017 |
Letter of the editor | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| January 31, 2017 |
This grass is too damn prickly. | Alfred Humbleton |
| January 31, 2017 |
Letter to the editor | Chett Vildermesh |
| January 31, 2017 |
Letter to the editor | Chett Vildermesh |