Max On The Street: Repeated Exchanging Of Burritos In Cambridge

Max R. Normalman,
Human Reporter

I always have my two nose nostrils close to the street where people walk for any news items, and today's investigation bore fruit (to be clear, there were no apples or grapefruits - this is an American figure of speech which I, as an American, use on a regular basis).

After close observation I discovered a burrito* and quesadilla* exchange operating near the big red exchange in Cambridge, near the transportation line vehicle depot. I walked over briskly, and did not stumble upon my striding appendages. In accordance with the law, many Americans (including myself, an American) waited before the concrete stripes until the changing light permitted us to walk across, free of danger from ground based non-hover vehicles. Sensing news, sensing a “good story,” as the children say, I peered through the window. My initial glance revealed the basic setup of the exchange: people waited in line to receive burritos or quesadillas. The frequency of Americans, such as myself, waiting to complete this transaction was staggering! There must have been five waiting exchange-victims.

Unfortunately, this is where I must stop using my fingers to type this report. For my safety, I had to abandon the trail. You see, coming at me down the street was a very large furry beast - it must have been up to my knees at the shoulder! The beast was barely constrained with a thick rope tied to an American who was concealing his eyes behind two black lenses - surely a clever ruse to disguise his identity as he parades the war-creature around. While I believe one must occasionally risk their life and appendages for a good “scoop,” of the news or frozen dairy variety, this was too much! I will return to reveal the mystery of “Anna’s Taqueria,” at a later, noncreature date.

*Burritos and quesadillas are defined as consumbale caloric material in rolled up form, often enjoyed by humans.

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