Protests Against Turkey In Space

Common Observer,
Times Correspondent
[Artist's depiction by Flynn Brian @flynnmakesart]

As sir muskrat armed the Falcon 9 for launch, his minions loaded a 10-foot tall bird into the rocket’s belly and, as the bird squirmed, injected it with ketamine to keep it calm for what was to be a month-long journey into outer space. Meanwhile, hundreds of protesters had gathered outside the range, chanting “no turkey in space” and “you don’t get paid enough to kill.

Unknowing and confused Engineers that made the launch possible looked down from the impenetrable castle that was the rocket factory, down at the masses of worn and weary protestors concerned for their family’s lives.

What was one to do in a situation like this, as Armenian flags fly and megaphones blare, and as an old one-armed Armenian man walks around holding his flag high and dragging symbols of turkey by his feet.

Muskrat has seen it all coming, blocked the roads, and warned us not to think too much. So onward did The cybernetic organism churn. Onward goes the turkey into low earth orbit, to do what and for whom, none of us are sure.

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