| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Stuck in a bug | Vidya |
| December 12, 2021 |
Martian Medusa And Her Scheming Tendrils | Medusa's Tendril |
| August 23, 2021 |
New Study Suggests This Is All A 4th Grader’s Fever Dream | Ludwig Andre Hogan |
| August 23, 2021 |
Surreal Times 5 Year Anniversary Bash | The Editors |
| July 18, 2021 |
Astronaut Stranded On Lagrange Point | Carl Mon |
| July 18, 2021 |
Brave Dog Stops Home Intruder, Tortures Him In The Basement For 6 Months. | Micheal O'Really |
| July 18, 2021 |
Have You Ever Experienced Something … So Bad | Vivian Mauve |
| May 29, 2021 |
Reminder: Your Rights As A Dimension 3 Biped | Aldus Humbleton |
| May 29, 2021 |
Correction: Mathematicians On Mars | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 9, 2021 |
Mathematicians On Mars | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 9, 2021 |
Caterpillar Rash | Opheila Jones |
| March 12, 2021 |
A View Into A Vietnamese Apartment | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| February 9, 2021 |
Effects Of "caterpillar Rashe" Are Wide Felt | Ophelia Jones |
| February 9, 2021 |
Locals Be Advised: Harrison Honeycrisp | Aleister Frost |
| February 9, 2021 |
Ufos Spark Momentary Cult | Carl Mon |
| February 8, 2021 |
Novelty Society Achieves Success | Theodore Munnely |
| December 13, 2020 |
Dear Jupiter: I Can Only Express Myself Through Elaborate Performance Art | Jupiter |
| December 13, 2020 |
Discovering My Sexy Alien Popstar Alter Ego | Anonymous |
| December 13, 2020 |
Protests Against Turkey In Space | Common Observer |
| October 28, 2020 |
A New “Intellectual Property” | Aldous Humbleton |
| September 23, 2020 |
Luxury Space Lake Open for Family Fun | Tommy Potentuary |
| September 23, 2020 |
In Troubled Times, Skatebirder Spreads Calm | Dernberger Spengleton |
| September 23, 2020 |
Dear Jupiter: My Best Friend Froze Herself | Jupiter |
| September 23, 2020 |
Scooter Coolman Finds A Lover | Dernberger Spengleton |
| August 15, 2020 |
Profile: The Skatebirder | Dernberger Spengleton |
| August 6, 2020 |
Airplane Stuck in Orbit | Carl Mon |
| May 12, 2020 |
Line Life: Health and Wellness using Lines | Theodore Munnely |
| May 7, 2020 |
Testy Time Travelers Take Time-out, Investigating Teleportation | Hedwig the Hangry |
| May 5, 2020 |
Man Wakes Up As Words on The Page of a Book | Carl Mon |
| March 1, 2020 |
Quiet Mortimer: I Will Cut The Banjomans Strings | quiet mortimer |
| March 1, 2020 |
Selected Not-news Since 1973 | Frank Earhorn |
| March 1, 2020 |
Discovery Of Junkyard Jukebox: Orchestrion Of Dreams | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| March 1, 2020 |
Dear Jupiter: My Biological Father Is Abraham Lincoln | Jupiter |
| February 29, 2020 |
Salvation Of Gleez Mission Fails Due To Problematic Greg | Kangarth Jragzip |
| February 29, 2020 |
My First Line Training Experience | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 29, 2020 |
An Encounter With The Demon That Does Good | Vivian Mauve |
| January 25, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| January 25, 2020 |
Flip Gilligan's Guide For Listening To "kid A" By Radiohead | Flip Gilligan |
| January 25, 2020 |
Two Friends Discuss The Nature Of Mind, Body, And Personal Identity | Cryptic Mark |
| December 6, 2019 |
Account: Hearsay Heresy | Soosberg |
| December 6, 2019 |
Opinion: Eat Blue Aliens For Morals And Sustainability | Aldus Humbleton |
| November 2, 2019 |
Selected Not-news Since 1973 | Frank Earhorn |
| November 2, 2019 |
The Carousel Of Unending Happiness Vii | Ophelia Jones |
| October 3, 2019 |
Gulled One Quiet No More | The Gulled One |
| September 26, 2019 |
Dear Jupiter: I Am Jealous of The Alternate-Reality Version of Myself | Jupiter |
| June 17, 2019 |
Blue Wall: Blown to Bits | Rio Calais |
| June 17, 2019 |
Chimp Joe Safe at Alien Commune | Ron Gutterston |
| June 16, 2019 |
Advanced Carnival Will Do Extraordinary Things | Fechy Honcon |
| May 22, 2019 |
The Novelty Manifesto | Eddie Octo |
| May 21, 2019 |
Grieving in the Wake of An Idiot Alien's Deportation | Ron Gutterston |
| May 21, 2019 |
Novelty Vandals Reconfigure West Cemetery | Clarence Mon |
| May 14, 2019 |
Metal Tree Erected Atop Mountain | Clarence Mon |
| May 13, 2019 |
These Things Are Innocent | Eddy Cruise |
| April 16, 2019 |
The Weight of The Job and Who it Weighs On | Graham Rapier |
| March 12, 2019 |
Monstrous House Cat Donated to Shelter | Opa Kaanrus |
| March 12, 2019 |
The Sunken Head Says "Hi" | Anonymous |
| February 14, 2019 |
Le’tratte Storage LLC Thriving | Tommy Potentuary |
| January 9, 2019 |
We Have Been Given Quandaries | Tevobet Nope |
| January 8, 2019 |
Man Boasts Castle About Which World Rotates | “The oracle to which the world delivers its specimens” |
| December 4, 2018 |
Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times Newschimp? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| November 26, 2018 |
Recipe for Alphabet Soup | The Editors |
| September 20, 2018 |
Questionable Hustle in Central Park: HUMAN ZOO | Tom Johnson |
| August 2, 2018 |
Hope of Interplanetary Cordiality Extinguished | Ron Gutterston |
| July 25, 2018 |
The Fate of The Cockfighting Roosters | Tom Johnson |
| July 18, 2018 |
Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times news chimp? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| May 30, 2018 |
Notorious Chief Of Agnatroptes Witnessed Serving Sun | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 19, 2018 |
Dj Hawk Radio Passes Along | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 19, 2018 |
The Hermenaut Blasts Himself Into Orbit | Roberto Piccolo |
| April 19, 2018 |
Vow: I Will Blast Myself Into Orbit To Deride The Hermenaut | Chimpanzee Joe |
| April 19, 2018 |
Vow: I Will Drown Out The Chimp's Taunts With My Howl | The Arkansas Howler |
| March 15, 2018 |
Possibilities Involving Outlets | Wes Sizemore |
| February 25, 2018 |
The Balloon: Humpty-Dumpty Retold, P1 | Old Souls Anonymous |
| February 20, 2018 |
New Gameshow, Pilot Episode Airs Tonight | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 20, 2018 |
Juggling Machine Brings Infinite Storage to the Common Man | Professor Burgowittz |
| January 17, 2018 |
The Princess Presents: Rope Arms ^Goliath | Common Observer |
| December 23, 2017 |
Assymetry | Wes Sizemore |
| December 15, 2017 |
The Surreal Web Died Today | Priestess Charlene |
| November 23, 2017 |
William Blanket Found Guilty of Existential Malpractice | J.D. |
| November 9, 2017 |
Strange Contraption Brings Mindfulness | Dernberger Spengleton |
| November 9, 2017 |
Prose Poem From Recent Festival | The Editors |
| November 2, 2017 |
Local Boy Falls Into iPhone, Loses Thumb | J.D. |
| October 26, 2017 |
Stolen Gurgleer | Clarence Mon |
| October 19, 2017 |
Mathematicians Speak Out | Suthagorous |
| September 26, 2017 |
The Times, Hiring an Assistant Weatherman | The Editors |
| September 25, 2017 |
Squanderers of the Molecule of Life! | Professor Burgowittz |
| August 10, 2017 |
Hungry Parakeet Scandal | Common Observer |
| July 27, 2017 |
U.S. Scientists Edit Embryo DNA | Professor Burgowittz |
| June 14, 2017 |
Considerations Related to the Colonization of Irregular Solar Systems | Clarence Mon |
| April 10, 2017 |
Large Idea Rotisserie Halts, The Unlegged Rise, The Sun Continues to Shine | Alfred Humbleton |
| April 3, 2017 |
Acupuncture Social to be hosted at the Fine Arts Center! | Loomis Taunch |
| April 3, 2017 |
Acupuncture Social at the FAC! | Loomis Taunch |
| March 8, 2017 |
Three Generalizations | Chuulepher "Future Mann" Erp-mangus IV |
| February 2, 2017 |
A look at the creature of North Amherst | Ron Gutterston |