Quiet Mortimer: I Will Cut The Banjomans Strings

i am quiet mortimer. i believe in silence and the contemplation that silence creates. the noisy mind has no space for reflection.

the banjoman, who makes so much noise he puts people in comas, is a threat to silence and thus a threat to the higher aspirations of the city of amherst. a radical solution is required. i will cut his banjo strings.

if he resists, i will do what i must.

silently yours,

quiet mortimer

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