Quiet Mortimer: I Will Cut The Banjomans Strings
i am quiet mortimer. i believe in silence and the contemplation that silence creates. the noisy mind has no space for reflection.
the banjoman, who makes so much noise he puts people in comas, is a threat to silence and thus a threat to the higher aspirations of the city of amherst. a radical solution is required. i will cut his banjo strings.
if he resists, i will do what i must.
silently yours,
quiet mortimer
For more articles by quiet mortimer, click here.
To get in touch with this writer, email
quiet.mortimer@surrealtimes.net.
POST A COMMENT
See Also
-
Chimp Joe Leaves Jail Under Care of Lover
-
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE
-
An Unsolved Case: Hand Disembodiment On The Charles
Want to read more news? Click here for a random article.