The Mechanical Fellow is a Mechanical Menace

George S. Halfly,
Times Correspondent

We have a wolf in robots clothing. The sudden appearance of a technology fearing automaton should worry all right minded citizens. He refuses to enter civilization or be photographed. He refuses to explain how he got here or what his purpose is. He babbles rhymes about robots seizing control from humans but won’t elaborate. Well, Mechanical Fellow, isn’t communication important? Why come all the way back in time to warn us, then clam up?

I heard that the Mechanical Fellow sneaks into town at night to peek into the windows of law-abiding, civically responsible citizens. This activity has a nefarious purpose: to mark targets for the Mechanical Fellow’s robot revolutionary friends. When the Robocalypse comes, they will be the first to go.

Be civic. Be responsible. Scrap the “Fellow.”

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