What Professor Ramirez Said to the Surreal Five

Joe Kierlskegrienger,
Times Staff

A verified source within the PIA (Peripheral Intelligence Agency) has informed the Times on the content of the Professor Juan Ramirez’s message to the Surreal Five. We reported on the existence of this message earlier. It was twofold. First, he expressed his support for their autonomy and their freedom to determine their own treatment. Whether they opt for the daily flashes (suppressing their Surreality) or choose to live a Surreal life, the Professor will help in any way he can. Second, the Professor offered research positions to each member of the Five. Our source did not make it clear whether these positions are as test subjects or proper researchers. The Surreal Times will document this history as it unfolds.

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