| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Facebook Subsidizing relocation to their simulated world | Tommy Potentuary |
| August 23, 2021 |
Legal Question | Vladimir |
| July 18, 2021 |
Unions Oppose Corporate Piano Method | Common Observer |
| July 18, 2021 |
Fair Redistribution Of The Bones To Personalities | Carl Mon |
| July 18, 2021 |
Soldiers Required To Communicate Over Connection-based Protocol Tcp | Carl Mon |
| May 29, 2021 |
Fractional Reserve Bone Keeping | Carl Mon |
| April 9, 2021 |
Bone Storage Problems | Carl Mon |
| March 12, 2021 |
Plants With Teeth Strike Fear In Angelinos | Carl Mon |
| February 20, 2021 |
Ricky Amadour: Artist, Designer, Musician - THE NEWEST CANDIDATE IN OUR BRAIN EATER PROGRAM | Zed Murky |
| February 9, 2021 |
New Business In Town: Kid Swap | Paul Kruger |
| February 9, 2021 |
Ufos Spark Momentary Cult | Carl Mon |
| February 8, 2021 |
Reality Supremacist Operatives Outed From Congress | Carl Mon |
| December 13, 2020 |
Oroxtaclüve Sighting Downtown Amherst, Collateral Damage | Carl Mon |
| October 28, 2020 |
Bunny Rabbit Rave Hero | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 28, 2020 |
For Lease: My Grandmother’s Voice In A Box | Charleigh Clark |
| September 23, 2020 |
Pro-Reality Gang Sentenced to Sane Assylum | Carl Mon |
| August 6, 2020 |
Airplane Stuck in Orbit | Carl Mon |
| December 6, 2019 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| December 6, 2019 |
PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists | Carl Mon |
| December 6, 2019 |
Builders Leave Backdoors for Tyranical Ants | Carl Mon |
| November 2, 2019 |
A Missive To The Editors Of The Surreal Times | Alan Partridge |
| November 2, 2019 |
Ant Coordinator Is Criminal, Police Do Nothing | Carl Mon |
| November 2, 2019 |
The Fate Of Hotdog Attack Victims | Carl Mon |
| October 5, 2019 |
Reality Supremacists Go Violent | Carl Mon |
| October 5, 2019 |
The Carousel of Unending Happiness | Your RingMaster |
| October 3, 2019 |
Ants Join Arms at The Strait of Gibraltar | Carl Mon |
| October 3, 2019 |
Ants Construct Germ Lab With Stolen Viruses | Carl Mon |
| October 3, 2019 |
Weaponized Hair-Moss Hybrid Super Spy | Carl Mon |
| September 4, 2019 |
Emergent Artificial Intelligence Sends Cryptic Message | Carl Mon |
| June 17, 2019 |
Head of PIA Hotdogged | Carl Mon |
| May 21, 2019 |
Honey Alliance Coop Opening Its Gates | Cro Raka |
| May 21, 2019 |
Ant Coordinator Resigns Post | Clarence Mon |
| May 21, 2019 |
The Sunken Head Says Bye and Somni Says Hi | The Narrator |
| May 21, 2019 |
Novelty Vandals Reconfigure West Cemetery | Clarence Mon |
| May 21, 2019 |
My Name is Mr. Terrible And I Just Like to Sneak Around | Mr. Terrible |
| May 14, 2019 |
Metal Tree Erected Atop Mountain | Clarence Mon |
| April 16, 2019 |
Man Grows Auxiliary Mind | Clarence Mon |
| April 16, 2019 |
Need For Charles: Darling Haunted in Cali | Hank T. Joseph |
| April 16, 2019 |
Hot New Place to Live: Centralia Pennsylvania | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 14, 2019 |
A Majestic Dance: A Crustacean's Art | Cro Raka |
| March 7, 2019 |
Burp Rumbles Across Town | Clarence Mon |
| February 17, 2019 |
y2k38 Is Not Just Another y2k | Kurt Bonzo |
| February 17, 2019 |
High-quality Spot Found Downtown | Clarence Mon |
| January 23, 2019 |
Chimp Joe Leaves Jail Under Care of Lover | Clarence Mon |
| January 17, 2019 |
Mound of Mixed Greens Appears in Cemetery | Clarence Mon |
| January 9, 2019 |
Peripheral Intelligence Agency Opens A New Office In NYC | Clarence Mon |
| January 9, 2019 |
Pleasant Surprises Rise From The Roads of New York City | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 4, 2019 |
Whole Grain Bread Numbers Rising | Clarence Mon |
| January 2, 2019 |
Liquid Spewing from Hotel is No Longer Intelligence Boosting | Carl Mon |
| December 19, 2018 |
Ongoing Offshoot of Liquid From Mandarin Oriental Hotel to Groundly Mouths | Carl Mon |
| December 3, 2018 |
May The Rodents Be Gone, Say the Elderly Children | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 28, 2018 |
Truck Breeding Season Returns After 100 Year Absence | Clarence Mon |
| October 24, 2018 |
Hoards of Stolen Personal Diaries Found in Tent in Forest | Clarence Mon |
| October 21, 2018 |
Street Light Won't Pipe Down | Clarence Mon |
| October 4, 2018 |
Community Bikes Sustainably Kick | Clarence Mon |
| October 1, 2018 |
Bonkers Bozos Think the Answer is in The Past | Alfred Humbleton |
| September 27, 2018 |
What Professor Ramirez Said to the Surreal Five | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| September 26, 2018 |
Become Rich and Satisfied By Living at One With Nature | Tommy Potentuary |
| September 25, 2018 |
Come See The Human Zoo In Central Park! | Tommy Potentuary |
| September 20, 2018 |
Questionable Hustle in Central Park: HUMAN ZOO | Tom Johnson |
| June 19, 2018 |
Union of the Clouds Zilches Borders | Clarence Mon |
| May 30, 2018 |
Cloud Anchor Proposed, P.I.A. Investigating | Clarence Mon |
| April 19, 2018 |
Musical Fun All Around | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 19, 2018 |
Sightings Of Doppelgangers In The South | Cro Raka |
| February 8, 2018 |
Events Unfold At The Vatican | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 17, 2018 |
A Love Supreme | J.D. |
| January 16, 2018 |
MONSTROSITY APPROACHING | Clarence Mon |
| December 31, 2017 |
Milkwalker Sightings | Cro Raka |
| December 16, 2017 |
A Trail of Ashes | J.D. |
| October 31, 2017 |
Woman Receives Information From Afar | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 26, 2017 |
Stolen Gurgleer | Clarence Mon |
| August 10, 2017 |
Hungry Parakeet Scandal | Common Observer |
| June 14, 2017 |
Considerations Related to the Colonization of Irregular Solar Systems | Clarence Mon |
| April 1, 2017 |
Anarchy Among Our Youth! | Clarence Mon |
| March 2, 2017 |
Tsunami Hits Western Mass | Professor Burgowittz |
| February 2, 2017 |
UMass seeks energy crown | Clarence Mon |
| February 1, 2017 |
Letter to the editor | Emanuel Gumft |
| January 31, 2017 |
An Explanation | Doctor Goldstein |