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Collected Works
| May 16, 2019 | CALIFORNIA SOCK PUPPET MAN ESCAPES SECRET FACILITY | 
| February 22, 2019 | Local Student Finally Escapes Infinitely Looping Hallway, Angry He Missed Winter Break | 
| December 11, 2018 | Cryptid Caught: "Belmontian Gurp" Apprehended in Amherst Sewers | 
| November 19, 2018 | Downtown Disappearances: Possible Cryptid at Large |