Attendence Required At Imagining Abundance Event

Tommy Potentuary,
Surreal Times Reporter

Angry about the lack of food, medicine, water?

Come to the annual “Imagine Abundance” event, an opportunity for us to harness the power of our imaginations to synthesize the things we need into reality.

The event will take place at the Sunderland Coliseum. As we surround an empty stage, a hypnotizing trombone mantra will guide our imaginations to a common theme.

It could be bread, aspirin, anything else. What matters is that we all imagine the same thing in the same location at the same time, thereby placing it into all subjective realities simultaneously, thereby giving the gods an opportunity to place the item into objective reality itself.

Milk. Amoxicillin. Blankets. One by one, we will spawn life’s essential supplies onto the center stage from thin air. We might even have time for some fun stuff too: marijuana ciggies, kittens, beer.

But here’s the catch — we need everyone, every single person, their grandma and their poodle, to be enthusiastically in attendance. The process won’t work unless we have everyone genuinely picturing the same thing in their minds at the same time. No slackers!

Participation is required for all sentient beings in the universe. So bring your thinking caps and your shopping list and let’s create abundance together! May 10th at the Sunderland Coliseum.

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