Blow To Head Changes Ball Player’s Life Forever
SUNDERLAND, Massachusetts — A rookie Ball player at the annual Ball championship at 397 S. Silver lane was badly injured on New Years day.
It happened when veteran Ball player Joshie G kicked a ball hard against the heavy front door, which someone inside just so happened to open at the same time. The force of the opening door, combined with the speed of Joshie’s kick, caused the ball to ricochet at high speed. It glanced off Will Snotts’ camper, which was parked in the yard, and zipped across the yard to hit Beth Tomleson directly in the head.
Beth dropped to the ground immediately and went silent. After a moment of shock, those around her began administering CPR and home-brewed hard cider.
Seconds passed…
Hours passed…
And then, when the ball players feared it was all over for this promising new player ---- “Quack!”
Quack! Quack quack quack!
Bethany bopped to her feat and stumbled around. People tried to keep her from falling, but she would quack and flail her arms any time someone came near.
Eventually she gained her balance and hopped along towards the pond, where she has resided ever since. Periodic doctors’ visits have been of no use, and her parents want their daughter back (in human form). That said, Bethany seems to be enjoying her new life with the ducks. She has even taught them to kick around acorns.
Joshie G has been seen at the pond, feeding the ducks bread and telling them stories of the professional ball player that Bethany was destined to be.
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