Closet Man Report
Closet Man has recently terrorized many Orange locals. The locals normally find their closet smelling of vinegar the morning after Closet Man visits. This is normal among a few locals. Katherine Cormier, a local parent, has seen Closet Man in her child’s closet, She recalls this creature “having bloodshot crimson red eyes, pale skin, a crooked smile, a bottle of vinegar, and a large burlap sack that had ‘Closet Man’ labeled on it. He was also covered in dust. Closet Man was recently seen outside chasing a 14-year-old. They report that the creature had a pungent smell of vinegar. A rumor started at the 14-year-old’s school about Closet Man wanting to eat the 14-year-old.
The Recent Spotting
I was walking to the bus stop one crisp fall morning. When I got to the bus stop, Chrisie wasn’t there, nor was Marky, Jackie, and Marco. Instead, there was a tall, thin man with a large burlap sack that said “closet-man” the air started to smell of vinegar and filled the air. The man turned his head and looked straight into my eyes he had a crooked smile, with pale skin, glaring red eyes. He was covered in dust like he had been sitting in a closet for years. He started to approach me very slowly, but his slow walk became faster and faster with every step. I started running. I saw the bus approaching so I turned around and started running towards the bus. Luckily, Tom, the bus driver, stopped and picked me up. I was safe.
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