Come See The Human Zoo In Central Park!
New York, NY — That’s right! Come one, come all! Feast your eyes upon the first ever human exhibit at the one and only Central Park, for just $20 per hour! Witness raw humanity in its purest form. Watch real people scavenge for berries because of real hunger — not fake, televised theatrical hunger — REAL hunger! Watch them invent real herbal remedies out of REAL necessity, because they develop a rash or an infection around a REAL wound. Watch REAL people stitch themselves up in order to survive when no-one is around to help! Watch REAL people explore, pull together, SURVIVE, and LIVE at one with NATURE.
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