Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Stores

Tommy Potentuary,
TV Personality

That’s right, you heard it! Or perhaps you felt its tickle or smelt its sweat…

Hair Anywhere Spray, the spray that comes in canisters much like cans of spray paint, is a peculiar kind of spray which grows thick brown hair anywhere it is applied. Put it on your head. Put it on your back. Put it on the ground, if you want thick, hair-lick grass. Even put it on rocks or walls or billboards.

Hair Anywhere Spray will literally grow anywhere, in just seconds.

It is available at Michael’s Arts & Crafts store, and from the UMass Amherst campus craft center.

"Do you want hair somewhere? Well, you’re in luck, because now you can have hair anywhere. If you choose, you could even have hair everywhere!"

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