Richard Smalls' Statement
Richard Smalls, one of the less-covered members of the Surreal Five, has released a brief press release via his Facebook account. It follows, in its entirety.
To all reporters, interested parties, friends and dear family.
I have decided to explain in full why I am one of the Surreal Five:
I am sick of Reality.
Best,
Richard Smalls
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