Surreal Times 5 Year Anniversary Bash

The Editors,
Times Staff

To commemorate the sole-standing beacon of light in the otherwise dark space of modern journalism, we’ll be having a big party at a secret location this November, the weekend after Halloween.

Mark your calendars and rsvp to or 978-333-3656.

All contributors and friends of the newspaper are welcome!

More details will be provided to those who RSVP, but in short, there will be: - Performances! - Games! - Food! - A newsroom meeting! - Other miscellaneous nonsense!

Please let us know if you would like to host a performance or an event.

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