| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Sound Worm Havoc On Halloween | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
A Dimension inside a Disco Ball | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Holyman Summons A Party | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Free Will Fridays | Tom Johnson |
| August 23, 2021 |
Surreal Times 5 Year Anniversary Bash | The Editors |
| December 13, 2020 |
Cdc Now Recommends Three Personalities Per Person | Common Observer |
| December 13, 2020 |
Cosmic Ju-jitsu Tournament With A Dramatic Finish | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 28, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| October 28, 2020 |
Bunny Rabbit Rave Hero | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 1, 2020 |
#savecrabs Movement Sweeping The Country | Paul Kruger |
| February 29, 2020 |
Book Review: Voldemort Goes To Hawaii | Professor Nutmeg |
| January 25, 2020 |
Demon that Does Good Visits Easthampton | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 6, 2019 |
Chiptooth Kindergarten Holiday Auditing! | Mrs. Porter |
| November 2, 2019 |
Droids Invade Love | Dr. Harold S. Pirog |
| October 5, 2019 |
Reality Supremacists Go Violent | Carl Mon |
| October 3, 2019 |
Common Man Builds Amazing Inspectrograph | Common Observer |
| April 16, 2019 |
Spengleton's Partner Returns to Instigate a Novel Swap | Common Observer |
| February 26, 2019 |
The Fall of The Former Martian Ambassador | The Purple Hermit |
| February 21, 2019 |
A Secret Feast in Argentina | Cro Raka |
| February 20, 2019 |
Geese Departure Pushed Back Again | Leila |
| November 15, 2018 |
The Pentagon Loses Edge, Becomes Square | Dr. Oxford |
| November 5, 2018 |
Riddles By Eyebrows | Hubert E. "Eyebrows" Perrywinkler |
| October 15, 2018 |
The Surreal Three Split | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| August 17, 2018 |
Let Them Search | Pablo Little |
| April 20, 2018 |
Craigslist Post Appears Offering Bicycle Day Deal | Common Observer |
| March 15, 2018 |
Problematic Advertisements Plague Amherst | Common Observer |
| February 25, 2018 |
Mail Truck Crash, Strong Impression on Witnesses | Patty Geortenhul |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| November 30, 2017 |
Off-campus Apartment Evicts Tenants | Wes Sizemore |
| October 26, 2017 |
Stolen Gurgleer | Clarence Mon |
| September 22, 2017 |
Couple Does a Marriage | Cryptic Mark |
| April 1, 2017 |
Anarchy Among Our Youth! | Clarence Mon |
| February 1, 2017 |
Political Update: Jeb Bush cruises to victory. | Josh Matteo |
| January 31, 2017 |
An Explanation | Doctor Goldstein |
| January 31, 2017 |
The Man in the Crows Nest | Ralphie Warbler |