Those With Single Personalities To Receive Free Personality Multiplexing Therapy

Tommy Potentuary,
TV Personality

Do you ever feel like you are too much of the same? Do you ever feel lonely in your own head? Have only one personality and want more?

I have good news. Thanks to the Reality Relief bill that just passed in congress, you are now entitled to free personality multiplexing therapy!

This will help “you” become “all of you”, at no cost! You’ll become more fun and exciting, and you’ll have more personalities inside your head to talk to when you’re lonely.

It works like this: sign up by emailing realityreleif@surrealtimes.net. We will fill out the necessary forms for you, and in short order, you will be connected with a personality multiplexing therapist who will help you become more. It won’t hurt at all and will not cost anything. Completely free I’m telling you!

In just a few sessions, you’ll feel the difference.

So go ahead, what are you waiting for? Email realityrelief@surrealtimes.net.

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