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Date Published Title Author(s)
December 12, 2021 Federal Reserve of Thoughts to replace The Federal Reserve Carl Mon
July 18, 2021 Fair Redistribution Of The Bones To Personalities Carl Mon
July 18, 2021 Contagious Hiccupers Required To Glue Kazzoos To Faces Carl Mon
May 29, 2021 Presidential Orgy Designed To Find Future Moon King Tommy Potentuary
March 12, 2021 Multiple Personalities Given Voting Rights Carl Mon
February 9, 2021 Federal Reserve To Lower Global Brain Coefficient Aldus Humbleton
February 8, 2021 Novelty Society Achieves Success Theodore Munnely
February 8, 2021 Reality Supremacist Operatives Outed From Congress Carl Mon
February 8, 2021 Those With Single Personalities To Receive Free Personality Multiplexing Therapy Tommy Potentuary
February 8, 2021 Congress Passes Reality Relief Bill Common Observer
December 13, 2020 LA City Government Rumored To Be Buying Tiktok Paul Kruger
October 28, 2020 A New “Intellectual Property” Aldous Humbleton
October 28, 2020 The Resilience Of Pastrami Man Ludwig Andre Hogan
October 28, 2020 "Sane Asylum" Opening Near You Tommy Potentuary
August 16, 2020 Big Animal Planet or Big Animal Hoax Cryptic Mark
July 26, 2020 Probabilistic Fatal Justice System To Take Effect Monday Tommy Potentuary
July 21, 2020 Account: Hand Sanitizing Vigilantism Saves the World Carl Mon
May 7, 2020 Testy Time Travelers Take Time-out, Investigating Teleportation Hedwig the Hangry
May 7, 2020 Genetics For Hire Doctor Rotcod
March 1, 2020 #savecrabs Movement Sweeping The Country Paul Kruger
February 29, 2020 Piety: A Review Cryptic Mark
January 25, 2020 Return Hair Anywhere Spray To The People Whaler S. Fishpole
December 6, 2019 Is Happy Greens Vegetable Farm An Insidious Cult? Ludwig Andre Hogan
November 2, 2019 Selected Not-news Since 1973 Frank Earhorn
November 2, 2019 The Fate Of Hotdog Attack Victims Carl Mon
October 5, 2019 Partial Devastation, Questions Follow Maritime Disaster Mad Christopher van Eyck, Sr
October 4, 2019 Intelligent Life Destroying Itself Ferdinand Maxwell
October 3, 2019 Piss Potability Activists Give Us The Piss Himturr Shnottz
October 3, 2019 Weaponized Hair-Moss Hybrid Super Spy Carl Mon
June 17, 2019 Pioneer Valley Urine Found to Be Not Potable Kenneth Power-Ranger
May 15, 2019 The Story of Time Cryptic Mark
May 14, 2019 Metal Tree Erected Atop Mountain Clarence Mon
March 14, 2019 Revamping Cruel and Unusual Punishment in The Hampshire County Jail Common Observer
February 14, 2019 Le’tratte Storage LLC Thriving Tommy Potentuary
December 16, 2018 Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel
December 12, 2018 Former Arms Dealer Assassinated Roberto Piccolo
December 4, 2018 Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times Newschimp? Joe Kierlskegrienger
November 15, 2018 The Pentagon Loses Edge, Becomes Square Dr. Oxford
November 5, 2018 Surreal Paraguay Cro Raka
October 28, 2018 Truck Breeding Season Returns After 100 Year Absence Clarence Mon
August 9, 2018 The Surreal Enforcement Agency Is Formed The Editors
July 18, 2018 Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times news chimp? Joe Kierlskegrienger
July 1, 2018 Fighting Creatures Are Not Terrestrial Alfred Humbleton
May 30, 2018 Outlaw Killed Or Not Megunticook Stevens
April 19, 2018 Government To Begin Investigation of The 'Shower Act' Cryptic Mark
April 19, 2018 Who Really Stole The Spear Of Destiny? Joe Kierlskegrienger
March 15, 2018 Tokens Retracted From Worldly Citizens, New Source Recommended Alfred Humbleton
March 11, 2018 Bounty Placed on Fountain of Youth Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel
January 16, 2018 MONSTROSITY APPROACHING Clarence Mon
November 11, 2017 The Lost Story of Mr. Johnson Praa Para
October 24, 2017 Letter to the Fake Sun S. Smalls
July 5, 2017 Dragonflies, Mind Control, Polar Bears & Oil Clarence Mon
February 24, 2017 Dr. John and Charles Neville to bring New Orleans to Northampton Doctor Goldstein
February 2, 2017 The Man in the Nest Doctor Goldstein
February 1, 2017 A Most Bizarre Questionnaire Zulu Z. Zulu