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Interested in Buying a Soul?

October 18, 2017 Cro Raka,
Times Staff

A young boy walked in a crowd without realizing why he was there, still he paced forward until he saw a slim-looking fiend hushing him over, "pshhh, boy, you’re gonna wanna see this. ... [Continued]...

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Young People Try To Start Careers

October 17, 2017 Cryptic Mark,
Times Correspondent

When humans leave the realm of “I’ve been doing it for a few weeks” and enter the region of “I’m okay at it” in the kingdom of their-job-that-they-hate; they call it a “career”. Most people don’t know what a “career” is until it’s too late.... [Continued]...

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Let's Talk About This Whole Human Thing

October 3, 2017 Chimpanzee Joe,
Inhabitant of Hampshire Woods

I think I speak for all primates when I say that it’s about time we reconsider this whole human thing. I mean, it was great for a few million years, but when H. Ergaster went down, and these new Sapiens fellows came in, the whole affair just went downhill. ... [Continued]...

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Couple Does a Marriage

September 22, 2017 Cryptic Mark,
Times Correspondent

Recently two people decided they were in love; everyone needed to be told and it should be done while they wore expensively silly clothes.... [Continued]...

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UMass Football Goes Gorillas

October 15, 2017

Squanderers of the Molecule of Life!

September 25, 2017

The Schizo Report

September 25, 2017

More News on the Infamous Criminal Mad Harry

September 23, 2017
  • From the mouth of the pig #4

    October 5, 2017
  • Call For Writers

    October 3, 2017
  • Coalition of Fantastic Fellows

    September 27, 2017
  • The Times, Hiring an Assistant Weatherman

    September 26, 2017

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In these surreal times, a newspaper is required to document the history currently unfolding. Four doctors of journalism have dedicated themselves to unearthing the truth that lies somewhere beneath the crust of what was formerly perceived. What they and their colleagues discover is conveyed in these stories.

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