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Earthwater Entities Mount Escape to Calm

September 7, 2017 Alfred Humbleton,
Times Correspondent

On the Moon there is water, and there as well exists water within and encasing the Earthbubble (a large gelatin-like blob in The Milky Way that for many years has stabilized a meteor in its belly). Call these respective waters moonwater and earthwater.... [Continued]...

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Sermon #4 - Our Great Final Neglect

September 4, 2017 Reverend Garland Hobbes,
Times Correspondent

The lord enunciated his wishes through my lips, and he did so in perfect clarity. Some of you listened. Yes, some of you listened. And because of your listening, you are commended. But not rewarded! Nay, because rewards do not come of what is merely expected. An individual must rise above and beyond the status of quo, ... [Continued]...

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Dragonflies, Mind Control, Polar Bears & Oil

July 5, 2017 Clarence Mon,
Times Correspondent

The same government organization responsible for the first successful full body transplant [1] on a vertebrate [2] is now deploying dragon fly mind control headsets onto dragonflies around the world. Military and private investigators are using them as surveillance vehicles. They are also used on farms and in other pla... [Continued]...

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Disc Jam Descending on Stephenstown NY

Disc Jam Music Festival to Provide Refuge from the Banality of Existence

June 1, 2017 Doctor Goldstein ,
Times Staff

STEPHENSTOWN, New York — The strange breeze ripples through the community of Stephenstown - drawing the lull of life to a knowing hush. The townsfolk look around at each other, as if to confirm their collective thoughts. ... [Continued]...

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In these surreal times, a newspaper is required to document the history currently unfolding. Four doctors of journalism have dedicated themselves to unearthing the truth that lies somewhere beneath the crust of what was formerly perceived. What they and their colleagues discover is conveyed in these stories.

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