| May 13, 2019 |
I Have Seen The Emerald Sea |
| January 4, 2019 |
The Process Complete: R. Bottleby Gains Vague Telepathic Foresight |
| December 16, 2018 |
Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun |
| December 11, 2018 |
My Visit With The Fugitive |
| November 21, 2018 |
Lobster Spawning Brigade Accidentally Descends On Amherst |
| October 15, 2018 |
The Surreal Three Split |
| September 17, 2018 |
Five UMass Students Exposed to Mind-Altering Chemical H-33 |
| August 8, 2018 |
Special Report: The Mechanical Fellow |
| May 30, 2018 |
A Recording Of The Ranting Of The Hermenaut |
| May 30, 2018 |
Dr. Linda Peterson Sentenced To Seven Years |
| April 19, 2018 |
Fountain Of Youth Located |
| April 19, 2018 |
24th National Hermit Convention Ends In Disappointment |
| April 19, 2018 |
Dr. Evans Vows To Be Ultimate Hermit, Descends In Sea |
| April 19, 2018 |
The New Hermit: Selena Sneebly |
| March 11, 2018 |
Bounty Placed on Fountain of Youth |
| January 17, 2018 |
Introducing the Portable Surreal Engine |
| January 17, 2018 |
Creativity Blossoms at The Fault |
| December 16, 2017 |
The New Mexico Surreal Engine |