The gumball reporters, we called them, were bought for nickels at the dime store, a great many of them, and bound in a leather-tied burlap pocket sack. We handed them to Goose Gingertop, a redheaded long neck from The Hamptons. This was a silver spooned boy, lavish in all his ways, but a scrapper in facets subliminal.... [Continued]...
Dangerous Levels Of Surreality Detected
If you keep a surreality counter inside your home, chances are it kept you up all last night with its clicking. Indeed, moderate levels of surreality have been reported all over the globe. This poses a particular threat to small animals, such as chinchuanas, birds, and rodents, whose brains are unable to cope with surr... [Continued]...
Princess Geraldine, of Sunderland, rolled in at the apex of a grand convoy of stallions. Pulled by especially broad beasts in the rear was a carriage supporting a most giant shower curtain hiding object of mystery behind it. The people of Sundy gathered 'round.... [Continued]...
Prepare yourself and your kin for the return of these ethereal beasts.
A gargantuan monstrosity is imminently approaching, and, if not stopped somehow, will engulf us completely. A citizen of Amherst can see for themselves by gazing Eastward into the horizon. At first, the monstrosity will appear as nothing more than a gray cloud, slightly more gray and tumultuous than typical. But, over ... [Continued]...
In these surreal times, a newspaper is required to document the history currently unfolding. Four doctors of journalism have dedicated themselves to unearthing the truth that lies somewhere beneath the crust of what was formerly perceived. What they and their colleagues discover is conveyed in these stories.
