Bill (Nerb) involved in the case.
AMHERST, Massachusetts -- It was a terrible start to the week, this past Monday, and especially so for our indentured hay-eaters. The working men and women of our town were bundled up tightly in their carriages, being pulled by their steeds in the usual way, when loitering on the side of Daniel Shay's Highway was the ... [Continued]...
“A Milestone”
The Italians awoke Monday to the sound of a large structure crashing to the ground. ... [Continued]...
Profound technological advancement from an underground laboratory.
Scientists working in an underground laboratory in New Mexico have created the first Surreal Engine. The Engine, drawing from a trade-secret source, conveys surreality qubit-for-qubit at an unprecedented speed. It has been called a “portal to surreality for the average man.” ... [Continued]...
Its life was short lived. In 1990, Al Gore immaculately conceived and birthed the Surreal Web, stunning the reality-centered minds of this corporatist nation. From its very first MySpace post to its last meme, the Surreal Web lived a full and nonsensical life. A life that the living would envy. For propriety’s sake, ... [Continued]...
In these surreal times, a newspaper is required to document the history currently unfolding. Four doctors of journalism have dedicated themselves to unearthing the truth that lies somewhere beneath the crust of what was formerly perceived. What they and their colleagues discover is conveyed in these stories.
