<i>Note: The Surreal Times welcomes Moe back to writing after surviving his ordeal. Details regarding his return can be found in the online article <a href="surrealtimes.net/article/?id=204">THE DEATH OF SURREALITY (part 2 of 3)</a></i>... [Continued]...
After the shocking events at the San Andreas fault, recent buyers of handheld surreality counters may regret their purchase. After two days of research, most main surreality researchers are now reporting being unable to detect even a trace of surreality anywhere. It would seem the extrasplosion at the fault sent an ant... [Continued]...
In a shocking turn of events, the Rise Together corporation, known for supplying the recent spate of fault-parties as well as the upcoming portable Surreal Engine, has closed its doors. The board of directors unanimously resigned, and the company's assets have been set for auction. The prosecution of a team of Rise Tog... [Continued]...
Entitled, "Professor Richshaw's First Lesson for Nuclear People"
In the most sunless hours of Sunday night, Surreal Times journalist Roberto Piccolo awoke to a knock at the door of his Amherst home. The night was eery and so he was hesitant to wrap himself in his bathrobe and to peek to see who or what had stumbled up his steps. Ultimately he did unlatch his deadbolt, but only with ... [Continued]...
In these surreal times, a newspaper is required to document the history currently unfolding. Four doctors of journalism have dedicated themselves to unearthing the truth that lies somewhere beneath the crust of what was formerly perceived. What they and their colleagues discover is conveyed in these stories.
