They love to spit coffee and create cigarettes just before work. Unaware of their own forgetfulness they don their dirty helmets. They are masters of the white lie. They spew harmless falsehoods in every quarter of the city. People greet them wherever they go, hundreds at a time during rush hour. Some hug them, some cu... [Continued]...
AMHERST, Massachusetts — A flock of naked twelve-year-olds was spotted cutting through yards, climbing fences, hopping pools, and riding on the bumpers of Dominoes cars and UPS trucks enroute toward Canada a.k.a the northern frontier.... [Continued]...
Staff note: Early last week we received a handwritten letter addressed to Charles Darwin the 11th. In the same envelope, we uncovered a note requesting that we publish the letter in this newspaper. Notionally, Mr. Joseph does not know the whereabouts of Charles Darwin the 11th, so he has conscripted us as his vehicle.... [Continued]...
Jefferson Merleau Saves the Day
MONTREAL, Quebec — Jefferson Merleau holds the title of Chief Inspector in this Canadian city. His responsibility is to prowl the streets from dawn until dusk, checking the basic functionality of things. ... [Continued]...
In these surreal times, a newspaper is required to document the history currently unfolding. Four doctors of journalism have dedicated themselves to unearthing the truth that lies somewhere beneath the crust of what was formerly perceived. What they and their colleagues discover is conveyed in these stories.
