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The Novelty Manifesto

call to action by the man-in-the-castle-about-which-the-world-rotates

Eddie Octo,
Surreal Eng. Expert

Note from the editors: Our prestigious tentacled journalist, Eddie Octo, has been absent in the time since he earned his Surreal Engineering Masters degree. He has been busy investigating new research opportunities. However, he took some time away from his underwater desk in Chancellor Subaswami’s pool, in order to t... [Continued]...

Encounters of the Tweener Trinketeer Date Back to Early 70s

Melanie Richardson,
PsyD, former clinical psychogist

“It’s funny I guess, but it was my life.” I've heard that too many times, but you remember so clearly when you're a child. I'm old now and I've spent a lifetime chasing down people's pasts. I have floated up and I think I’m losing touch with myself. I don't need a backstory anymore and I'm done crying for anyo... [Continued]...