| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Sound Worm Havoc On Halloween | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Power outage causes slow motion | Tom Johnson |
| December 12, 2021 |
Holyman Summons A Party | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
What is compound neuronal exposure disease? | Doctor Cozma |
| August 23, 2021 |
New Covid Variant Detected | Paul Kruger |
| July 18, 2021 |
Contagious Hiccupers Required To Glue Kazzoos To Faces | Carl Mon |
| May 29, 2021 |
Hiccupper Quarantine Camps | Carl Mon |
| May 29, 2021 |
Immersive Pet Store | Aldus Humbleton |
| April 9, 2021 |
A New Kind Of Hiccup | Carl Mon |
| April 9, 2021 |
Letter To The Editor | Doctor Goldstein |
| April 9, 2021 |
Dear Jupiter: Should I Build Robot Lips To Please My Girlfriend? | Jupiter |
| April 9, 2021 |
Whose Bones Are These? | Aldus Humbleton |
| March 12, 2021 |
Can Bone Removal Prevent The Spread Of Covid? | Common Observer |
| March 12, 2021 |
Multiple Personalities Given Voting Rights | Carl Mon |
| March 12, 2021 |
The Octopus Saga: How I Ate A Live Octopus And Formed A Bond With It | Paul Kruger |
| February 8, 2021 |
Blow To Head Changes Ball Player’s Life Forever | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 13, 2020 |
Juggle Fighting Championship Spurs Controversy | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 13, 2020 |
The Tragedy Of Bug-no-pain-man | Ludwig Andre Hogan |
| December 13, 2020 |
Cosmic Ju-jitsu Tournament With A Dramatic Finish | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 28, 2020 |
“Happy App” Bug Gone Wild | Tommy Potentuary |
| September 23, 2020 |
Meet the denizens of my cyst, You Dirty Dog | The Inanimate Empathist |
| September 23, 2020 |
Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled | Vivian Mauve |
| September 23, 2020 |
Tales of The Kandy Kingpin | Doctor Rotcod |
| May 17, 2020 |
Man Suffers Cell Merging Disorder | Aaron Friedman |
| May 7, 2020 |
Genetics For Hire | Doctor Rotcod |
| April 28, 2020 |
New Trend To Communicate With Babies In Womb | Carl Mon |
| March 1, 2020 |
Woman Plays Violin During Brain Surgery | Freak Funk Frank |
| December 6, 2019 |
The Operation Was A Success But The Patient Was Dead | The Crooked Spoke |
| December 6, 2019 |
Designer Birth Control Not Safe | Tom Johnson |
| November 2, 2019 |
Surprise Inverse Birth Rattles The Community | Common Observer |
| November 2, 2019 |
How I Transitioned Into A New Form | Anew Nema |
| October 15, 2019 |
Fire Breathing Lizards Hatch In Allston | M. Mumford |
| October 4, 2019 |
DJ Gooba To Play at Alien Market | Tommy Potentuary |
| June 17, 2019 |
Ode to Lobotomies | Your Neighbor |
| June 17, 2019 |
On Underground Electricity Canals | Theodore Munnely |
| June 17, 2019 |
Optometrist Takes New Approach | BoobnBob |
| May 22, 2019 |
The Novelty Manifesto | Eddie Octo |
| May 21, 2019 |
Encounters of the Tweener Trinketeer Date Back to Early 70s | Melanie Richardson |
| April 20, 2019 |
Eddie: The Octopus Stings | Luap Killner |
| April 16, 2019 |
Les Quatre Dialogues Studiex | Multiple |
| April 16, 2019 |
Man Grows Auxiliary Mind | Clarence Mon |
| April 16, 2019 |
Spengleton's Partner Returns to Instigate a Novel Swap | Common Observer |
| April 16, 2019 |
Interview With NASA Computer Scientist | The Purple Hermit |
| February 16, 2019 |
Archeological Records Suggest UMass Amherst is An Eternal Constant | The Purple Hermit |
| January 28, 2019 |
Linda Peterson Freed: How Will She Redeem Herself? | Dr. Linda Peterson |
| November 21, 2018 |
Lobster Spawning Brigade Accidentally Descends On Amherst | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| October 4, 2018 |
New Research Out of The University of Dortmund | The Editors |
| September 27, 2018 |
Professor Ramirez Reemerges | Peter “Mini-P” Petrinski |
| September 19, 2018 |
The Surreal Five Speak Out: “Our Brains Are Surreal Now And We Like It That Way.” | The Editors |
| September 18, 2018 |
H-33 Explained | Eddie Octo |
| August 15, 2018 |
Eddie Octo Achieves Surreal Engineering Masters Degree | The Editors |
| August 9, 2018 |
The Mechanical Chum: Thoughts On Our New Metal Friend | Eddie Octo |
| May 30, 2018 |
A Peek Into The Life Of Eddie Octo | Marina Parella |
| May 30, 2018 |
The Octo Report: "Collision Festival" Takes Off | Eddie Octo |
| May 30, 2018 |
Spiral Run Closing In On The Amherst Common | Dernberger Spengleton |
| May 30, 2018 |
Silence That Pretentious Octopus | Chimpanzee Joe |
| April 19, 2018 |
Sightings Of Doppelgangers In The South | Cro Raka |
| April 19, 2018 |
2nd Annual Acupuncture Social | Loomis Taunch |
| April 19, 2018 |
Dr. Evans Vows To Be Ultimate Hermit, Descends In Sea | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| March 15, 2018 |
Letter to The Editor | Joseph Altmann |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| December 23, 2017 |
Response to that Lousy Chimp | Doctor Goldstein |
| December 16, 2017 |
A Trail of Ashes | J.D. |
| November 30, 2017 |
Off-campus Apartment Evicts Tenants | Wes Sizemore |
| November 16, 2017 |
At The Foot of The Altar | Doctor Goldstein |
| November 11, 2017 |
University Holds Degree Buyback Program | Wes Sizemore |
| June 1, 2017 |
Disc Jam Descending on Stephenstown NY | Doctor Goldstein |
| March 31, 2017 |
Letter to Charles Darwin the 11th | Hank T. Joseph |
| March 2, 2017 |
Tsunami Hits Western Mass | Professor Burgowittz |
| February 24, 2017 |
Dr. John and Charles Neville to bring New Orleans to Northampton | Doctor Goldstein |
| February 2, 2017 |
The Man in the Nest | Doctor Goldstein |
| February 2, 2017 |
Board of selectmen vote down dinosaur proposal | Professor Burgowittz |
| February 1, 2017 |
Ride The Wave of Humble Digs | Doctor Goldstein |
| February 1, 2017 |
The Man made of Black | Doctor Goldstein |
| January 31, 2017 |
An Explanation | Doctor Goldstein |
| January 31, 2017 |
A peculiar occurence | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 31, 2017 |
IMPORTANT ARCHEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY | Professor Burgowittz |
| January 31, 2017 |
DOG SEEN CLIMBING TREE | Dernberger Spengleton and Purple Buffalo |