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Collected Works
| August 23, 2021 | New Covid Variant Detected |
| August 23, 2021 | Jeff Bezos: Chimpanzee Murderer |
| August 23, 2021 | 2024 Presidential Candidate Announces Height Equality Campaign |
| May 29, 2021 | Surreal Times 5 Under 5 List |
| April 9, 2021 | Op-ed: Proposal To Replace Presidential Debates With Something Much More Entertaining |
| March 12, 2021 | The Octopus Saga: How I Ate A Live Octopus And Formed A Bond With It |
| March 12, 2021 | Amadeus Huntington, The Plant Destroyer |
| February 9, 2021 | New Business In Town: Kid Swap |
| February 9, 2021 | Man Sneezes; Gets Blessed By Jesus Christ |
| December 13, 2020 | LA City Government Rumored To Be Buying Tiktok |
| March 1, 2020 | #savecrabs Movement Sweeping The Country |