The disgraced scientist Dr. Linda Peterson, former head of the Rise Together Corporation research team, should need little introduction. Curious readers will hear all about hear in my three part series <a href="http://surrealtimes.net/search?query=the+death+of+surreality" target="_blank">The Death of Surreality</a>.... [Continued]...
In recent weeks: Our windows have been covered. Our roads have grown impassable. Our trees have been strangled. Our mailboxes have been filled by rapidly-expanding hair. ... [Continued]...
The noise moth infestation is worsening by the day in Butterfield Hall. For a while it seemed we had it in check. We putting radios in the basement to play loud music 24/7, in order to attract the noise moths to one place. We thought we had quarantined them. We in some ways did. However, it seems that, by playing the m... [Continued]...
This is the Purple Hermit, making himself late for class with a stunning development on campus. An invisible barrier surrounding the Isenberg School of Management appears to be preventing students from attending their classes. As economics majors surround the barrier, testing it by tossing objects, Darrin Cho, the en... [Continued]...
In these surreal times, a newspaper is required to document the history currently unfolding. Four doctors of journalism have dedicated themselves to unearthing the truth that lies somewhere beneath the crust of what was formerly perceived. What they and their colleagues discover is conveyed in these stories.
