I sat down for dinner with Saul Smalls at Li Li’s restaurant downtown. I was recording the whole conversation for this article, and Saul knew this. After we ordered, Saul suggested we sit by the window, with his back facing out to the street. Although he never mentioned it, this would provide him with a view of every... [Continued]...
This is a public service announcement. Local landscaping companies are now on call for Hair Anywhere Spray emergencies. If you become trapped or injured because of vigorous hair growth caused by Hair Anywhere Spray, or if your property has been damaged because of Hair Anywhere Spray, please call one of the following nu... [Continued]...
Chimpanzee Joe: intelligent, verbose and misanthropic despite lacking functional vocal cords. Today, Chimpanzee Joes communicates via his typewriter, a computer and a special speech tablet.... [Continued]...
We have received multiple reports of individuals using the new Hair Anywhere Spray for purposes of vandalism, general hooliganism, and in some cases, violence.... [Continued]...
In these surreal times, a newspaper is required to document the history currently unfolding. Four doctors of journalism have dedicated themselves to unearthing the truth that lies somewhere beneath the crust of what was formerly perceived. What they and their colleagues discover is conveyed in these stories.
