Head of Peripheral Intelligence Agency
mon.carl@surrealtimes.net


Collected Works

July 18, 2021 Astronaut Stranded On Lagrange Point
July 18, 2021 Fair Redistribution Of The Bones To Personalities
July 18, 2021 Contagious Hiccupers Required To Glue Kazzoos To Faces
July 18, 2021 Soldiers Required To Communicate Over Connection-based Protocol Tcp
May 29, 2021 Hiccupper Quarantine Camps
May 29, 2021 Fractional Reserve Bone Keeping
April 9, 2021 A New Kind Of Hiccup
April 9, 2021 Bone Storage Problems
March 12, 2021 Plants With Teeth Strike Fear In Angelinos
March 12, 2021 Multiple Personalities Given Voting Rights
February 9, 2021 Ufos Spark Momentary Cult
February 8, 2021 Reality Supremacist Operatives Outed From Congress
December 13, 2020 Oroxtacl├╝ve Sighting Downtown Amherst, Collateral Damage
December 13, 2020 Man Replaces Teeth With Small Robots
September 23, 2020 Pro-Reality Gang Sentenced to Sane Assylum
August 6, 2020 Airplane Stuck in Orbit
July 21, 2020 Account: Hand Sanitizing Vigilantism Saves the World
May 5, 2020 Man Wakes Up As Words on The Page of a Book
April 28, 2020 New Trend To Communicate With Babies In Womb
December 6, 2019 PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists
December 6, 2019 Builders Leave Backdoors for Tyranical Ants
November 2, 2019 Ant Coordinator Is Criminal, Police Do Nothing
November 2, 2019 The Fate Of Hotdog Attack Victims
October 5, 2019 Reality Supremacists Go Violent
October 3, 2019 Ants Join Arms at The Strait of Gibraltar
October 3, 2019 Ants Construct Germ Lab With Stolen Viruses
October 3, 2019 Weaponized Hair-Moss Hybrid Super Spy
September 4, 2019 Emergent Artificial Intelligence Sends Cryptic Message
June 17, 2019 Head of PIA Hotdogged
January 2, 2019 Liquid Spewing from Hotel is No Longer Intelligence Boosting
December 19, 2018 Ongoing Offshoot of Liquid From Mandarin Oriental Hotel to Groundly Mouths